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Rehab Happy Hour

Maybe we can cure alcoholism with booze.

The Gridiron Yip

Why the Super Bowl has us all going hyenas.

Talkin' 'Bout the Boards - She's in an Open Marriage

Each week I draw your comments. Each week I get closer to death.

Girl News - Girls and Work

Listen up, Teen Girl Squad. Avoid having a job as long as you can.

Yeah, Ron Paul Is Racist After All, Sorry

This week probably marks the moment that schadenfreude finally left the Ron Paul campaign.

Shuffle and Splooge

Sophie gets off with her iTunes on shuffle.

Hey Venice, What’s Up with Massive Cruise Liners Barreling Down a Tiny Canal?

Venice is begging for a Costa Concordia encore.

Wondering... My Cuban Holiday - Part I

I've always been something of a Communist sympathizer.

Out-Asshole Your Friends at Your Super Bowl Party

Learn the path to being a complete asshole at any Super Bowl party.

Noisey: FIDLAR

Another bunch of incorrigible do-nothings making music.

How Not to Become Our Intern

Can you all just calm down and talk to us like normal people do for a second, please?

The Dragon's Hump - Part the Ninth

The ninth installment of Jack R.R. Pendarvis's sprawling epic.

Drug-Related Photoshop Art - Cat-Toad Hybrid

Take drugs if you want to look like this cat-toad hybrid.

How to Dress for the Apocalypse

It's a fashion (fission?) dilemma as old as God's righteous fury itself.

Behind the Seams: Mexican Pointy Boots

Shoe design finally gets to the point.

If You Build It, They Will Cum

Sexual healing and kinky community outreach with the Impropriety Society.

Drug-Related Photoshop Art - Cat-Toad Hybrid

Take drugs if you want to look like this cat-toad hybrid.

Bears Vs. Vikings

Photos by Terry Richardson
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The VICE Guide to Travel: The VICE Guide to the Balkans

A rakija-fueled road trip through the remnants of old Yugoslavia.

The VICE Guide to Travel: The Warias

Indonesia's Muslim transvestites need a place to pray, too.

Far Out: Heimo's Arctic Refuge 1 of 5

Heimo Korth is a hunter and fur-trapper who lives with his Eskimo wife in the middle of Alaska's Arctic National Wildlife Refuge

The Mungiki, the Taliban, and Me

Kenya's ritualistic criminal cult, the Mungiki, might be the largest gang in the world.

Fashion Week Internationale: Nigeria Fashion Week

Fabulosity in the capital city of chaos.

Art Talk: AIDS 3D

This time Art Talk meets the guys f

Photos: Tons of Fun

Vice presidente: Seth Goldfarb; Assista

Slick Willard: Is Mitt Romney the GOP's Bill Clinton?

They call him Dole. They call him Kerry. They call him Hillary.

Photos: Cassy and Sethesa

I met two lovely transsexuals on Hollywood Boulevard and now we're BFFs.

Assplasty: Dr. Mendieta's Perfect Booties

Dr. Constantino Mendieta is an artist of ass.