The Last Aryans of Paraguay

VICE Gives You the Chance to Become a Party Legend

The world will never forget your haphazard exploits.

The Cute Show Page!: Guinea Pig Village

Guinea pigs are those chubby-faced mega-hamsters.

What I Found at Work in January

People donate some weird stuff to charity shops.

The Flesh Machine

Iggy Pop's animalistic physicality has informed style for decades.

Chunklet to Go Go - I'm Not Allowed to Like A.C. Anymore Since They Signed to Earache

God only knows how they got a deal with that name.

Coping with a Super Bowl Loss and Bill Simmons

Piss on the handles of Bill Simmons's luxury SUV.

The Mercy Rule - The Linsanity Defense

Jeremy Lin is the best kind of NBA character.

Question of the Day - If You Could Change Your Gender for a Day, Would You?

I would and probably fuck the first guy that I see.

Reconsidering Perec’s Library

I have a lot to say about the art of organizing one's bookshelf.

Pen Pals - Jailhouse Rap

Today, Bert Burykill shares some of his songs with us.

Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - First-Time Sex

"I'll have what ME'S having!"

The Ten Hottest Homophobes on the Internet (by a Boy)

All homophobes are gay, it's an actual scientific fact.

Nick Gazin's Comic Book Love-In #49

I'm busy making my own comic this week, so here are 20 drawn images I like that I found on the internet.

Kelly's Krush Korner - Paul Banks

I want to touch Paul Banks' penis.