10 NORWEGIAN JOKES

Norwegians’re super rich because they have oil, they’re all perky outdoors types who go mountain climbing to take care of their hangovers, and skin bronzer is their national face cream.

By MILENE LARSSON

Swedes prefer making fun of Norwegians over Danes and Finns because they’re the most annoying of the lot. They’re super rich because they have oil, they’re all perky outdoors types who go mountain climbing to take care of their hangovers, and skin bronzer is their national face cream. We’re not even getting into the Oakleys (the fucking Oakleys). But, most importantly of all, they’re extremely nationalistic and have the world’s silliest language. Even sillier than Dutch, if you’ll believe that, because it’s more pointy and energetic.

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