If I had a Honey I Shrunk the Kids laser I would shrink this guy down and use his whole body as a dildo.


For me, the sunrise is the perfect time to come out to the beach and get some perspective on life. It doesn’t matter if it takes an alarm clock or a shitload of really bad coke to make it happen, the point is I’m out here, rain or shine, every morning, clearing my head until my shift...