Don't

This doesn’t say “free-thinking individual” as much as it says “founded a struggling tech startup after being exiled from Fraggle Rock.”

Do

You ever see a couple and think, I bet their sex is like two bubbles becoming one bubble, and then realize that that’s all you’ve ever wanted out of a relationship? It really makes you rethink all those so-called “sexual conquests” you’re always bragging about&mdash...