These kids are basically total dicks to pretty much every adult they encounter, including Linda Hamilton, who is a superfox.
Listen to Hot Panda's new album before it's actually out.
Learn how to dress for success, or at least how to hide the fact that you are a premature ejaculator.
You'd be a teenage zealot, too, if a man named Mad Bob Blades was trying to kill you and your family.
"I would like to die in the most badass way possible: fighting a shark with my fists and drowning at the same time."
He's off the heroin and he wants to wife his girlfriend.
Around four people are killed in Ciudad Juarez every day, mostly because of warring drug cartels. That's 400 percent higher than the city's murder rate was five years ago.
If you find yourself playing Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon and you want to connect Tia or Tamera Mowry to Steve Buscemi, you could use 'Boardwalk Empire' creator Terence Winter, who used to write for 'Sister, Sister.'
We asked some schlubs on the street if they lived up to the lofty dreams of their youth. They didn't.
A CVS in Florida takes returns on four out of five used butt cleaners.
Watching porn made me feel like a kid again.
But really, how does it improve ground transport?
We talked to a bunch of people who just got done putting thier Ps in each other's Vs and As.
Immigration in the US is a complicated problem, but I've got a plan.
French traveling collective 4TH brave electrified tracks and nuclear power plants to bring hobo culture to Europe.
That golden opportunity to completely take down the Church of Scientology has passed. For now.
But I did find all of my IDs from Seguin High. I was a card-carrying member of the fanny pack/beret society.
Hackers are hardly killers. Not yet, at least.
Buttholes all up in here.
Through the magic of earwax, I finally have a clue as to who my real dad is.
Seventeen-year-old Matthew Deutsch is planning to brain freeze himself and his dogs into eternity.
And here is a piece I made about Donald Trump being obsessed with you.
Watch "Vanish" and feel like less of a frump.
And this is what its deities look like.