Joe Francis Is Not the King of Spring Break

He Much Prefers the Title "Spring Break Historian"

Joe Francis is the 39-year-old guy responsible for those 'Girls Gone Wild' videos, which means he basically invented modern-day spring break. If you’ve ever had a good time in a sunny locale between the months of March and June, chances are Joe was directly responsible for it. Full story

Is Bam Margera Really Unfunny Now? Or Am I Being Trolled?

Obviously, Bam Margera's new video is terrible. I was just getting ready to send it to everyone I know so we could all LOL together, but then somebody pointed out to me that it might be satire, rather than Bam actually attempting to make something that people might find funny. An… Full story

I Went to Art Basel and Tried to "Get" Art

A while ago, I wrote a thing about how I don't "get" art. In the piece, I dared to suggest that maybe it was silly that a neon sign that says "my cunt is wet with fear" is worth $100,000. It was read by a lot of people, many of whom disagreed with me and got very, very angry. Aft… Full story

OK, Do It: Teach Me How to "Get" Art

I got an art student to help me understand. Full story

I Tried to Create Some Tumblr Rap Memes

Get rich, die tryin', or just Photoshop some pictures of rappers and see if Urban Outfitters will give you a book deal. Full story

Did Rick Santorum Almost Just Call Obama the "N-Word"?

Was he really going to describe Barack as "the anti-war, government N-word"? Full story

People Who Have Been Arrested Fewer Times than Rebekah Brooks

I guess this makes her pretty badass. Full story

Five Things That Nobody Is Allowed to Joke About Ever Again

There are a billion other awful things to mock, Twitter. Full story

I Trolled Some Kanye West Fans

And I feel really, really bad about it. Full story

Occupy Twilight - RPattz Die-Hards Take London

Occupy Wall Street protesters aren't the only people occupying stuff today. Full story