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      By Bertie Brandes Oct 24, 2013

      Clark Little

      We remember looking at photos of him surfing Oahu's Waimea shorebreak as a kid and wondering what the hell he was thinking. Now, several years later, he's taken his once-novice photography skills to the gallery level.

      By Bertie Brandes Oct 24, 2013
      By Bertie Brandes Oct 23, 2013

      What Not to Wear This Halloween

      For those not smart enough to use all three digits of their IQs, we've brought you a guide on what not to wear on Halloween, so when you only pick up your sexy pizza-slice costume off the floor the next morning and not also your dignity.

      By Bertie Brandes Oct 23, 2013
      By Bertie Brandes Nov 7, 2012

      What Sort of Person Hates Barack Obama?

      It doesn't seem right, after such a win for democracy and liberalism, to mock those less fortunate than ourselves, so I've compiled a selection of tweets that can help us to empathize with Republicans everywhere, as well as to answer the question: What so…

      By Bertie Brandes Nov 7, 2012
      By Bertie Brandes Oct 1, 2012

      How to Look Hot at the Gym

      Oh what, you thought the gym was a "safe zone"? You're a woman; there are no safe zones. Just waking up? Why aren't your eyelashes tinted and curled, you pig? In the hospital having a transplant? Doesn't mean your nails shouldn't be so shiny that you can…

      By Bertie Brandes Oct 1, 2012