Kat George

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Articles by Kat George

  • Weinergates in Waiting: Will My Sexts Come Back to Haunt Me Too?

    As Weinergate 2.0 has played out in recent weeks, it has occurred to me that many of us who now sext with wanton abandon may end up in, or vying for, positions of power. Might I also be facing a full-blown media scandal?

  • Maybe I’m a Chubby Chaser

    I don’t want to body shame anyone here. Rather than detracting from the wonders of the scrawny, angular male physique, I want to celebrate its antithesis: the tubby guys. Because you know, as it turns out, I’m a bit of a chubby chaser.

  • Why Don’t Dudes Like My Crotchless Panties?

    My “weird” sex thing is crotchless panties. I’ve never had anal, I think 69'ing is stupid, and I’m not about to go around pissing on someone, even in the shower, unless, you know, I was like in love and he really, really begged for it. But I do enjoy wearing underpants with the i…

  • How to Fake an Orgasm (A Guide for Dudes)

    It's ridiculous for a guy to even try to fake an orgasm. I mean, there’s hard fucking evidence of a dude’s climax, making it mind-numbingly obvious when he doesn’t. I’ve only experienced a dude attempting to fake an orgasm once, and it was probably the darkest sexual experiences…

  • How to Fake an Orgasm (A Guide for Girls)

    Here’s how to fake an orgasm when the penis in your vagina deserves it most, but you have that instinctive feeling that it’s just not going to happen tonight (or this morning, or this afternoon, or whenever you happen to be fucking).

  • Your Huge Cock Is Overrated

    Zane pulled me on to the bed, and we started making out. Seconds later, he was fingering me and panting in my ear. I began fumbling for his belt, and once I’d managed to pull off his pants and undies I recoiled, dumbstruck.

  • How to Flip a Girl Over for Doggy Style

    I’m not sure if guys know this or not, but flipping a girl over mid-sex is a fraught act. Guys never seem to get the timing or the etiquette quite right, so that the disappointing anti-climax of many sex stories I hear from my female friends ends with “And then he just flipped me…

  • Is Everyone Having Sex on the Plane Except Me?

    I can understand my failure in the finding-a-stranger-to-bone-on-a-plane department. Not everyone is Bruce Willis. But I’ve also flown with someone I was doing it with at the time. But still, nothing. How do you sneak back to the bathroom without people noticing?

  • Is It Weird When Pets Watch You Have Sex?

    I used to date a guy who had a beautiful gray cat, and as a cat mommy myself, it pleased me to no end that I’d found a cat daddy to copulate with. That was until, midcoitus, I found myself face to face with said feline.

  • My Month Without Sex

    Eventually, some women are going to hear these three little life-changing words: “You have HPV.” I first found out I had the human papilloma virus just over two and a half years ago, and aside from it giving me the ability to make hilarious jokes about how I’m going to die of can…