Articles by Kat George

Kat George

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Why Don’t Dudes Like My Crotchless Panties?

My “weird” sex thing is crotchless panties. I’ve never had anal, I think 69'ing is stupid, and I’m not about to go around pissing on someone, even in the shower, unless, you know, I was like in love and he really, really begged for it. But I do enjoy wearing underpants with the important bits cut out, and when I say “enjoy,” I mean nothing else on this planet, not even nude Jake Johnson offering me a burrito, could make me hornier. Full story

2013 May 16 Kat George NSFW

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How to Fake an Orgasm (A Guide for Girls)

Here’s how to fake an orgasm when the penis in your vagina deserves it most, but you have that instinctive feeling that it’s just not going to happen tonight (or this morning, or this afternoon, or whenever you happen to be fucking). Full story

2013 Apr 23 Kat George NSFW

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Your Huge Cock Is Overrated

Zane pulled me on to the bed, and we started making out. Seconds later, he was fingering me and panting in my ear. I began fumbling for his belt, and once I’d managed to pull off his pants and undies I recoiled, dumbstruck. Full story

2013 Apr 8 Kat George NSFW

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How to Flip a Girl Over for Doggy Style

I’m not sure if guys know this or not, but flipping a girl over mid-sex is a fraught act. Guys never seem to get the timing or the etiquette quite right, so that the disappointing anti-climax of many sex stories I hear from my female friends ends with “And then he just flipped me… Full story

2013 Mar 31 Kat George NSFW

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Is Everyone Having Sex on the Plane Except Me?

I can understand my failure in the finding-a-stranger-to-bone-on-a-plane department. Not everyone is Bruce Willis. But I’ve also flown with someone I was doing it with at the time. But still, nothing. How do you sneak back to the bathroom without people noticing? Full story

2013 Mar 17 Kat George NSFW

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Is It Weird When Pets Watch You Have Sex?

I used to date a guy who had a beautiful gray cat, and as a cat mommy myself, it pleased me to no end that I’d found a cat daddy to copulate with. That was until, midcoitus, I found myself face to face with said feline. Full story

2013 Mar 10 Kat George Stuff

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My Month Without Sex

Eventually, some women are going to hear these three little life-changing words: “You have HPV.” I first found out I had the human papilloma virus just over two and a half years ago, and aside from it giving me the ability to make hilarious jokes about how I’m going to die of can… Full story

2013 Mar 3 Kat George Stuff

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Reasons to Fuck a Guy on the First Date

To fuck or not to fuck? I feel like that’s the eternal question among girls, or at least among the neurotic “looking for love” ladies that I associate with (luv u galz!). But if you walk away STD- and child-free at the end of it, I’d say you’re doing OK. Full story

2013 Feb 10 Kat George NSFW

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'Bang with Friends' Won't Revolutionize the Way We Get Laid

Everyone has someone in their Facebook feed who they might want to get down with. And it's likely you've got a few Facebook friends who are little more than acquintances who you want to get to know better. My problem with the app is that what it boasts as being an upfront way to Full story

2013 Feb 8 Kat George NSFW

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Catholic Guilt Ruined My Sex Life

He told me about his strict Catholic upbringing and how it was sinful for us to be having sex out of wedlock, and that his mother would “die” if she ever found out. I was the second girl he’d ever slept with, but he still made me feel cheap. Full story

2013 Jan 27 Kat George NSFW

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