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      By Kat George Jun 30, 2013

      Maybe I’m a Chubby Chaser

      I don't want to body shame anyone here. Rather than detracting from the wonders of the scrawny, angular male physique, I want to celebrate its antithesis: the tubby guys. Because you know, as it turns out, I'm a bit of a chubby chaser.

      By Kat George Jun 30, 2013
      By Kat George May 16, 2013

      Why Don’t Dudes Like My Crotchless Panties?

      My "weird" sex thing is crotchless panties. I've never had anal, I think 69'ing is stupid, and I'm not about to go around pissing on someone, even in the shower, unless, you know, I was like in love and he really, really begged for it. But I do enjoy wear…

      By Kat George May 16, 2013
      By Kat George May 2, 2013

      How to Fake an Orgasm (A Guide for Dudes)

      It's ridiculous for a guy to even try to fake an orgasm. I mean, there's hard fucking evidence of a dude's climax, making it mind-numbingly obvious when he doesn't. I've only experienced a dude attempting to fake an orgasm once, and it was probably the da…

      By Kat George May 2, 2013
      By Kat George Apr 23, 2013

      How to Fake an Orgasm (A Guide for Girls)

      Here's how to fake an orgasm when the penis in your vagina deserves it most, but you have that instinctive feeling that it's just not going to happen tonight (or this morning, or this afternoon, or whenever you happen to be fucking).

      By Kat George Apr 23, 2013
      By Kat George Apr 8, 2013

      Your Huge Cock Is Overrated

      Zane pulled me on to the bed, and we started making out. Seconds later, he was fingering me and panting in my ear. I began fumbling for his belt, and once I'd managed to pull off his pants and undies I recoiled, dumbstruck.

      By Kat George Apr 8, 2013
      By Kat George Mar 31, 2013

      How to Flip a Girl Over for Doggy Style

      I'm not sure if guys know this or not, but flipping a girl over mid-sex is a fraught act. Guys never seem to get the timing or the etiquette quite right, so that the disappointing anti-climax of many sex stories I hear from my female friends ends with "An…

      By Kat George Mar 31, 2013
      By Kat George Mar 17, 2013

      Is Everyone Having Sex on the Plane Except Me?

      I can understand my failure in the finding-a-stranger-to-bone-on-a-plane department. Not everyone is Bruce Willis. But I've also flown with someone I was doing it with at the time. But still, nothing. How do you sneak back to the bathroom without people n…

      By Kat George Mar 17, 2013
      By Kat George Mar 3, 2013

      My Month Without Sex

      Eventually, some women are going to hear these three little life-changing words: "You have HPV." I first found out I had the human papilloma virus just over two and a half years ago, and aside from it giving me the ability to make hilarious jokes about ho…

      By Kat George Mar 3, 2013
      By Kat George Feb 10, 2013

      Reasons to Fuck a Guy on the First Date

      To fuck or not to fuck? I feel like that's the eternal question among girls, or at least among the neurotic "looking for love" ladies that I associate with (luv u galz!). But if you walk away STD- and child-free at the end of it, I'd say you're doing OK…

      By Kat George Feb 10, 2013
      By Kat George Jan 27, 2013

      Catholic Guilt Ruined My Sex Life

      He told me about his strict Catholic upbringing and how it was sinful for us to be having sex out of wedlock, and that his mother would "die" if she ever found out. I was the second girl he'd ever slept with, but he still made me feel cheap.

      By Kat George Jan 27, 2013
      By Kat George Jan 13, 2013

      Why I Love Hairy Men

      There are two things you can expect when you go to bed with a Greek guy. First, his mother is going to hate you. Second, when he's naked, he's still going to be wearing a wiry suit of hair.

      By Kat George Jan 13, 2013
      By Kat George Nov 17, 2012

      The Big Gulp: My First Time Swallowing

      I knew it was coming. I could tell from the way he was clenching his butt cheeks that he was close, and my mind was racing. Would my gag reflex kick in when the thick paste hit the back of my throat? Should I kiss him afterwards? Was this good for my skin…

      By Kat George Nov 17, 2012