I Met Gloria Steinem and It Produced Emotions

Early last week, the 92Y hosted an event called “MAKERS: The Women Who Make America.” Since March is Women’s History Month, I figured this would be an awesome event to attend. Also, Gloria Steinem was sitting on the panel. Full story

The Most Epic Bar Mitzvah Invite Ever

I’m not Jewish, but I’m pretty sure that I was invited to one of the mitzvahs (bar / bat) when I was a kid. I didn’t go because I didn’t think that would be any fun at all. If I only had known this kid. Full story

Stories You Won’t Hear While Shopping for Music Online: Kill Bill

Tanya, a manager at a record store, performed in a Blondie cover band, wore hangover sunglasses indoors, and was obsessed with serial killers. So much so that she was convinced her co-worker was one. Full story

Tour Stories

Pocket Sex

Ever have someone pocket dial you? It’s usually one of your female friends, and then you’ll get that callback later like, “Omg! I can’t believe I pocket dialed you! Imagine if I was like having sex or something?” And you both laugh because that would be so unlikely and so absurd… Full story

Nice Cans, Marc Jacobs

Marc Jacobs was hired on as the creative director for Diet Coke's dirty 30. We're just excited to see him with his shirt off, covered in sweet goo. Full story

Jessie Ware Likes It Animal Style

The touring life is tough, but what’s tougher for Jessie Ware is ducking fast food in the fat capital known as America. As she cruises the Cali coast, she talks to us about her Barbra Streisand fascination, melatonin, old dudes at her hotel, and her top ten dead or alive. Full story

Stories You Won’t Hear While Shopping for Music Online: Day One

In this new column, Kathy Iandoli tells stories from her five-year stint as a record store sales associate. This one is about pee. Full story

How to Not Get Fat Through Rap

So I came across this weird music video slash cartoon last night and it said that if you take 80 bites of your food then your stomach will be too full to overeat. The video is about this rapping stomach named Sam. “I represent the folks in the lower intestine,” he rhymes, before… Full story

Tour Stories: What a Pisser

In the return of Tour Stories, a hip-hop legend wets his pants on a plastic conference room chair, and paints an office restroom with his own feces. Full story

Juicy J Talks Libraries and Strippers

It’s strange having a conversation with Juicy J. Judging by his music, you’d expect to sit down and learn from him the proper way to hold a dollar in between your teeth so some stripper can grab it while swinging from a pole. That’s not the case at all. The former Three 6 Mafia k… Full story