Articles by Mobutu Sese Seko
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CPAC Is Full of Santorum
In CPAC's unreality bubble, Santorum's own brand of uplifting nonsense is actually pretty moving. Full story
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Yeah, Ron Paul Is Racist After All, Sorry
This week probably marks the moment that schadenfreude finally left the Ron Paul campaign. Full story
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Let Us Now Pity Famous Men
The man who secures the Republican Party's nomination for President will be the most put-upon, under-appreciated, and maligned citizen in the country. Full story
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The GOP's Seemingly Never-Ending Debates
While the debate format itself inhibits someone from saying anything real, more GOP debates damn everyone to hearing the repetition of white (in more ways than one) noise. Full story
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Romney Derangement Syndrome
The feckless and serially insipid Mitt Romney has always managed to make everybody crazy; but even his supporters are affected by Romney Derangement. Full story
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Nobody Likes You, Jon Huntsman
Jon Huntsman isn't mad as hell, and it's not getting him anywhere. Full story
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I’m Not Mad at Ron Paul, Just Disappointed
Let's switch gears and ask ourselves what we can celebrate about the Ron Paul candidacy. Full story
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Ron Paul: Reactionary Racist Leprechaun
With Herman Cain in the jaws of defeat from trying to indulge in so much victory snatch, and Ron Paul turning his knives on Newt Gingrich, it's time to figure out who's the new GOP flavor of the week. Full story
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Really? Newt Gingrich?
Finding Newt at the head of the presidential pack is like turning on "Super Friends" and finding Aquaman in charge. Only in addition to speaking conversational Fish, Aquaman is also a dick. Full story
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High-Tech Tokenism
The corpse of Herman Cain's candidacy will linger and emit noises, like gas escaping from each end, despite being killed by five (and counting) accusations of sexual harassment. Full story
Thought and Memory
New Fiction by Ed Park 
Malaysian Neo-Nazis
Fighting for a Pure Malay Race 
The Strongest Dwarf in New Jersey
Remembering My Tormentor 
Gay Men and Their Misogyny Problem
It's Not Cute Anymore 
Snooping Around Nicolas Cage's House
So Many Bummers 
Saudi Arabia's Feminist Revolution
It's Not Happening 
