Articles by Rob Delaney

Rob Delaney

twitter: @robdelaney

Rob Delaney is a comedian. He lives by the beach in Los Angeles with his family.

Take a Stroll... with Rob Delaney - High on Fire

Dear Matt Pike, you are a filthy animal teaching scumbags like me about NOISE. So you want to drink booze? Tough shit. We need your sonic warfare more than you need a particular beverage. Full story

2012 Jun 27 Rob Delaney Music

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Take a Stroll... with Rob Delaney - The Pickup

Because you're a personal friend of mine, I wanted to share with you some pickup lines that I've used over the years. Full story

2012 Apr 19 Rob Delaney Stuff

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Take a Stroll... with Rob Delaney - Help Twitter and Your Country Today!

Twitter announced today that it has the technology to censor tweets by country. I like Twitter a lot, so I want to help them test their new feature. Thus, I've compiled a list of my filthiest and most offensive tweets. Full story

2012 Jan 27 Rob Delaney Stuff

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Take a Stroll... with Rob Delaney - Cooking Up a War? Don't Forget the Piss

People are understandably upset after video emerged of what appears to be U.S. Marines urinating on Afghan corpses. If they're surprised, however, they need to pick up a history book. Full story

2012 Jan 12 Rob Delaney Stuff

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Take a Stroll... with Rob Delaney - On Hating Gay People

Bepenised Texan Rick Perry's been in the news over the last few days for releasing a nakedly bigoted anti-gay ad that he believes will help revive his dying campaign. It won't. Full story

2011 Dec 9 Rob Delaney Stuff

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Take a Stroll... with Rob Delaney - I Am Suing Kim Kardashian

I wish to formally announce that I am suing Kim Kardashian to stop her divorce from Kris Humphries. Full story

2011 Nov 1 Rob Delaney Stuff

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Take a Stroll... with Rob Delaney - Mittens Romney!

You don't have to like it, but much like the sun will come up tomorrow and shine down on your morning boner, Mitt Romney will be the GOP nominee for president. Full story

2011 Oct 14 Rob Delaney Stuff

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Take a Stroll... with Rob Delaney - I Fuck Food

I would rather my wife see my computer's browser history than the amount of McDonald's visits on my credit card statement. Full story

2011 Oct 7 Rob Delaney Stuff

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Take a Stroll... with Rob Delaney - My Life with Jews

I grew up in Marblehead, Massachusetts. It's about 40 minutes outside of Boston, on the ocean, and there are a lot of Jewish people doing all kinds of Jewish things all over the place. Full story

2011 Sep 30 Rob Delaney Stuff

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Take a Stroll... with Rob Delaney - St. Mark's Magic Bookshop

Earlier this week, a woman on Twitter wrote me and asked me to sign and retweet a petition to help save St. Mark's Bookshop in New York City's East Village. Full story

2011 Sep 23 Rob Delaney Stuff

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