Articles by Sam Reiss
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Wide World of Balls - Goldwater Hates Hockey
The Goldwater Institute is ball-blocking the Phoenix Coyotes. Full story
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If You Don’t Like the Spurs, You’re a Wall-Eyed Moron
The Spurs don’t deserve their rough reputation among idiot half-awake check-in basketball fans. They're the NBA’s model franchise. Full story
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Dan Hardy: The Outlaw
Dan Hardy gets paid to beat people up and he loves every minute of it. Full story
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Lolo Jones Might Be a Virgin Forever
All of her potential suitors are jackoffs. Full story
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A Complete Dipshit's Guide to the Roger Clemens Trial
"Why are they throwing the book at The Big Man? Isn’t he dead? Can’t Obama let him rest in peace?" These and all of your other stupid questions answered by our crack sports department. Full story
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The Wide World of Balls - Haha, Dude Got Hit in the Sack!
This week Alex Gordon got a ball in the nuts and Lawrence Taylor earned more money to pay for his underage prostitutes. Full story
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JR Smith Is Dating Rihanna and Life Is Unfair
What does it mean for the Knicks if these two are having genital parties with each other? Full story
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Baseball Teams Are Maybe Not Idiots
The truth is, the guys making the decisions in baseball probably aren’t as numb-skulled as they appear. Full story
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The Wide World of Balls - Josh Beckett Is Still a Dick
If it's not in this column it doesn't have to do with balls. Full story
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Live Suburbia in Miami
Huff some glue and skate to Meryful Fate in Florida this weekend. Full story
Noisey
Soko's "We Might Be Dead by Tomorrow" (NSFW) 
Motherboard
What the Anti-Internet Rally Was All About 
The Creators Project
Why Moog Was the Man 
Motherboard
Ye Olde Vibrators 
The Creators Project
Ai Weiwei Teams Up with Herzog & de Meuron 
Noisey
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