Articles by Sara Benincasa
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Republicantics - The Violence Against Women Crap
In a great big win for all of us on the Right, the most glorious and wonderful news of all time has emerged from Congress: the 1994 Violence Against Women Act might not be reauthorized! Hooray! Full story
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Republicantics - Equal Pay for Equal Jerks
Historical documents prove that God created woman by taking a rib from man. The least we can do in return is ensure a quarter of our work is pro bono. Full story
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Republicantics - Winning the War on Women
"The New Republic" has published a nasty little treatise that attempts to shift some of the GOP's hard-earned anti-women credentials over to the Democraps. How DARE they. Full story
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Republicantics - Screw You, Wisconsin
Rick Santorum is inarguably America's best chance for surviving God's wrath during the 2012 apocalypse, but don't expect the devil-worshippers of Wisconsin to recognize that fact. Full story
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Republicantics - The Healthcare Guide for People Who Don’t Want Healthcare
Inside this post is the insurance-free cure to everything that could possibly go wrong with your personal temple to God. Full story
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Republicantics - John McCain Hates America
Today, my fellow conservatrons, we have a new enemy. And just like Judas and Bill Buckner, he's on the good team. Full story
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Republicantics - Opening Remarks From Louis CK’s Potential RTCA Dinner Replacements
Michele Bachmann, Newt Gingrich, and Rick Santorum want to show off their yucks at the Radio and Television Correspondents' Dinner. Full story
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Republicantics - Santorum's Guide to Sex
While women impregnated by rapists will be forcibly required to bear their rapist's offspring, they will also be rewarded with a lifetime of free waffle fries at Chick-fil-A. Full story
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Republicantics - CPAC Attack!
CPAC is sort of like Woodstock for white people in suits who don't like the idea of giving money or food to poor people. Full story
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Republicantics - The Many Loves of Mitt Romney
One of them is singing "Coming to America" while gently jacking it to the Articles of Confederation. Full story
The Wizard of the Saddle Rides Again
The Dark Specter of History in Memphis 
Hung Like a Gastropod
The Rigors of a Snail-Genital Illustrator 
Austerity's Drug of Choice
Sisa Is Nasty Shit 
This Is What Winning Looks Like
Chaos and Corruption in Afghanistan 
The Fat Farms of Mauritania
Pack on Those Pounds, Ladies 
Jerks Are Exploiting Cambodia's Orphans
Get It Together, People 
