Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll

I Can't Fuck You All, Barbiturates, and Jay Arner

People mistake my sexual nature for a desire to have sex with them, or more accurately, somehow mistake my sexual openness with an expectation that I'll have sex with them. Not everyone of course. But the other day, someone was trying to fuck me whom I did not want to sleep with, and he quoted things to me I had written in this column. Full story

Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll

The Lipstick Vibrator, Crossing the Line, and Big Deal

I was ready to toss this vibrator under the abyss of my bed never to be seen again, until I realized the usefulness of such a covert vibe! Sometimes you have to masturbate in inappropriate places. I know boys secretly jerk it all the time at work, but girls can, too. Full story

Catching Up with Kai, the Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker

Back in February a “home free” hitchhiker named Kai (legal name Caleb Lawrence) became a viral sensation when he whacked a dude with a hatchet. That dude, who Kai was hitching a ride with, claimed to be Jesus Christ, then purposefully ran over a utility worker, and proceeded to a… Full story

Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll

Fake Vaginas, Ways to Take Heroin, and 1939 Ensemble

I hate to let you guys down, but I've never tried heroin. Unlike with sex toys, when it comes to drugs I can't exactly email a dealer and be like, “Yo! I'm writing about H this week, want to send me some free samples?” This is for the best because from what I've read about the wa… Full story

Zombies, Comics, Fast Cars, and Video Games: An Interview with Kavinsky

Our fascination with superheroes grows out of the desire for an alter ego, a Superman to our everyday Clark Kent. Most of us fall into characters of our creation quite often. Through our art, flirtation—even our social networking pages—we present amplified versions of our true se… Full story

Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll

Medical Fetishism, Benzo Withdrawal, and the Swedish Avant-Garde

The more people I get to know (and I don't just mean that in the biblical sense), the more I learn that everyone is a pervert. Wave your freak flag high kids, we're all sexual deviants! If your porn search terms wouldn't give your grandmother a heart attack, then you're not doing… Full story

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Nipples, Robo-Tripping, and Raleigh Moncrief

In this edition of Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll, Sophie talks about the benefits of nipple abuse, how buying things sold at the grocery store to get high is lame, and how she'd call Raleigh Moncrief "Big Pappa" after farting in front of him. Full story

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Not Sleeping with One-Night Stands, Rum, and Gay Reggae

In this edition of Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll, Sophie goes over the awkwardness of sleeping with a one-night stand, and how it would be nice to have REAL gay-friendly reggae. Full story

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Loads, Coffee, and Younolovebunny

In this edition of Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'n' Roll, Sophie goes over goo pride, how no one should care if coffee is bad for you or not, and sexy music. Full story

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Fishy Crotch, LSD, and Rare Times

In this edition of Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll, Sophie explains that vaginas are SUPPOSED to smell like fish, and that LSD should only be taken with people who don't suck. Full story