Trent Moorman
Trent was born and raised in Atlanta, GA, then moved himself to Seattle, WA where he now resides. He has interviewed the three-scoop ice cream tattoo on Gucci Mane’s face, which somehow incorporated Benjamin Franklin’s 1780 Dialogue Between Franklin and the Gout. Trent is influenced by dream psychology and kick drums.
Articles by Trent Moorman
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Gunshot, She of No Name: You Go for Fried Rice and Come Back with Three Million Euros (Part One)
A single, solid crack that ripped a cylinder through the calm of the fog like a pneumatic bolt pistol going through a cow’s brain at slaughter. The shot was loud enough to know it was way too close. I dropped, covered my head, and froze. A muffled sound hit the ground nearby. I crawled behind the nearest car. Full story
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A 'True G Alphabet Book'
In the 'True G Alphabet Book,' 'H' stands for holographic boner, and 'K' stands for kale, although we don't even know what that is really. Full story
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Your Introduction to Pay-Per-View Piranha Capital Punishment
In a controversial move, the Texas Department of Criminal Justice will be implementing a new form of capital punishment. Sometime later this year they will begin executing their inmates on death row, and those convicted of capital murder via the Piranha Execution System. The deat… Full story
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Skype Dinner with Marilyn Manson: He Had Eel
For this interview with Marilyn Manson, we Skyped. We had Skype dinner. He had eel, Unagi. I had grocery store-bought sushi. His looked succulent and glistening. Mine was in plastic and tasted like a Crayola crayon. He also had some sort of orange looking beverage. No canaries we… Full story
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We Interviewed Guitarist Duane Denison about Tomahawk’s New Album, and Sexual Candyland
Tomahawk is a band comprised of grand experimenting kingpins Mike Patton (Faith No More, Fantômas), Duane Denison (the Jesus Lizard), John Stanier (Battles, Helmet), and Trevor Dunn (Mr. Bungle, Fantômas). This past year they holed up in Nashville at Dan Auerbach’s Easy Eye Studi… Full story
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Here Is What Will Happen When the World Ends
At approximately 11:59 AM on December 21st, a great silence will sweep across the land. Clouds will gather in a pall, and darkness will encompass. Miles below the earth’s surface, tectonic plates will shift causing the ground to rumble in a massively morbid murmur. Slowly the cit… Full story
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Dick Dale: King of Surf Rock Guitar, Evolver of Volume, Sayer of Many Words
Dick Dale is a horseman, an exotic animal trainer, a martial arts expert, an archer, and a pilot whose favorite plane is a Cessna 337B Super Skymaster. His wife of nine years Lana is his soul mate, who knew she was going to be with him from the age of two. She also communicates w… Full story
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Mr. T Stared at Clouds and Had Mountains Interpreted for Him
A week ago, I told Mr. T to get the instrumental albums Sewn and Choral by Mountains. Mountains is the Brooklyn based duo of Koen Holtkamp and Brendon Anderegg. They raise acoustic, ambient soundscapes. Full story
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Hallucinating at the Foot Massage Parlor with Rush Drummer Neil Peart
Rush was in Seattle to begin a US tour in support of their 73rd album, 'Clockwork Angels.' VICE caught up with drummer Neil Peart for a foot massage and reflexology treatment before the show. Full story
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Crank Call to the Dick Pill Hotline
A well groomed man in an orange shirt conducted an informercial recently for a sexual enhancement product. His neck veins bulged like vipers, and he talked confidently about vacations to a ski lodge in Vermont. Full story
Thought and Memory
New Fiction by Ed Park 
Malaysian Neo-Nazis
Fighting for a Pure Malay Race 
The Strongest Dwarf in New Jersey
Remembering My Tormentor 
Gay Men and Their Misogyny Problem
It's Not Cute Anymore 
Snooping Around Nicolas Cage's House
So Many Bummers 
Saudi Arabia's Feminist Revolution
It's Not Happening 
