Dos & Don'ts
Do
Hey. Hey now. What’s going on here, little buddy? The weather’s nice, the bitches are out in full force, and you’ve got nowhere to be in the morning. Come on, me and Pete are going to go get some pitchers at Mabel’s with our new roommate. I think you’ll like her.
Don't
After years of being told to stop playing video games and go outside and get some fresh air, this kid has finally beat the system and won yet another battle for American ingenuity. He is officially the Steve Jobs of getting his mother to shut the fuck up.
