BOA DOES SOMETHING UN-SHITTY

By WILLIAM NIGH

As any of their customers can tell you, Bank of America is a terrible, no-good, fuck-brained institution. They’re liars, thieves, and life-ruiners, and in the wake of America’s financial shit storm, their big fake-nice phonies now too.

BoA claims that they’re doing away with overdraft fees on debit card purchases — a $35 fee charged anytime a customer goes even a penny over their available balance. The catch is that the bank plans to implement a new $35 ‘overcharge’ fee that, unlike the former fine, will not cover allow the purchase to go through. So, instead of getting a $37 soda ($35 fee + $2 soda), you’ll get a $35 fee and nothing. Thanks Bank of America!

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