CLIMATE CONFERENCE TODAY

By WILLIAM NIGH

Climate change talks begin today in Copenhagen, so expect a meaningful and appropriate response to Earth’s seemingly insurmountable greenhouse problem approximately never. Just as the world’s biggest polluters sober up to the nasty reality we’ve CO2ed ourselves into, the East Anglia University leaked email scandal seems poised to undermine public confidence in the push to slow global warming. To make matters worse, it looks like our old enemies in the KGB may be responsible for the leaked emails. Shit, just when things started looking up for undestroying the environment, we get gut-punched with a Rocky and Bullwinkle caper. Plus there’s this jagoff clustered in the fuck as well.

If you want to read the offending emails in their original context, benignity in tact, click over here.

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