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BOYLE'S BRAINS

  • Tao Lin’s Apartment: A Review

    Last October Tao Lin put up a post on Facebook asking if anyone wanted to sublet his studio apartment in Murray Hill while he visited family in Taiwan. I responded and PayPal-ed him the significantly discounted friend rate. I would be staying for around four weeks. This is my review of Tao's apartment. Full story

    2013 Feb 22 Megan Boyle Stuff
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  • What Cat Food Tastes Like

    The other day I found myself seriously considering two futures: The one where I’d never know what wet cat food tasted like, and the one where I would. In both futures I’d eventually end up dead, but the one where I’d eat cat food seemed more exciting. Full story

    2013 Feb 5 Megan Boyle Stuff
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  • New Ways to Have Sex

    Let half a stick of butter melt in your mouth. This can take a long time. Try to sit still. It will feel less rewarding if you move even slightly. When the butter feels mostly melted, push your tongue against the harder parts. Make them melt against your cheek. Think about how yo… Full story

    2013 Jan 28 Megan Boyle Stuff
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  • The Spookiest Things to Do in a Dog Park

    Bring a Ziploc baggie of ground beef instead of a dog. Start to remove its leash. Look tentatively around the park. If someone catches you doing this, direct piercing, relentless eye contact at them while slowly refastening the leash on your beef. Full story

    2012 Oct 26 Megan Boyle Stuff
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  • Real Pain: Future Dead Friends Tour Live Blog

    Jordan Castro asked if I wanted to go on a four-day reading tour with him, Mallory Whitten, Scott McClanahan, Sam Pink, and Mike Bushnell. I said I did. A reading tour is like a music tour but with writers who know each other from the internet instead of musicians who know each o… Full story

    2012 Oct 5 Megan Boyle Travel
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  • What’s Happening with Nicolas Cage’s Face

    Nicolas Cage likes to lure his victims into a small basement apartment where he pretends to be lonely and appreciative of their company and insists they stay. Once they’ve fallen asleep, he unhinges his jaw and his mouth grows 40 inches in diameter. His guest is then swallowed wh… Full story

    2012 Sep 27 Megan Boyle Stuff
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  • What I Think About When I Think About My Body

    I didn’t fully believe there was a hole in me until I tried filling it with a tampon before college. Still didn’t quite believe it was there until I had sex the next year. Feel jealous of people who get to have sex with it. Putting something into something seems more satisfying t… Full story

    2012 Sep 21 Megan Boyle Stuff
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  • The Secret Life of Objects on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown in a 24-Hour Grocery Store

    Only one of these Great Value Happy Drinks does not have an STD. Full story

    2012 Sep 7 Megan Boyle Stuff
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  • Slapstick Reel of My Life

    A drunk driver rear-ended my mom’s car. It was night and his lights were off. My mom was driving. I heard her yell my name, then the words “control” and “steering wheel.” Something collided with my head and my face felt wet. This is but one highlight in the slapstick reel of my l… Full story

    2012 Aug 31 Megan Boyle Stuff
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  • I Listened to Five CDs from the Five-for-a-Dollar Box at FYE

    I recently spent about 40 minutes digging through the five-for-a-dollar-box at FYE, delighting in the bleakly diverse selection of CDs resting in what would likely become their punchline-y final destination. Full story

    2012 Aug 2 Megan Boyle Music
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  • People I Met in Truck Driving School

    This May I passed a trucking school on my bike and enrolled shortly after. For four weeks a small group of men and I watched instructional DVDs and took tests in a classroom Mondays through Thursdays from 5:30 to 10:45. Fridays we’d meet in a relatively empty industrial area unde… Full story

    2012 Jul 26 Megan Boyle Stuff
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  • Weight Loss Tips that Have Actually Worked for Me

    Here's one trick you can use to combat food problems: Think about how if something is creamy, lactation was probably involved. When you’re trying to decide between two pints of ice cream, pretend they are your mom’s nipples and she wants you to suck on them. Full story

    2012 Jul 12 Megan Boyle Stuff
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  • Rejected GOP Campaign Strategies

    Gingrich wanted to make DJ Earworm’s mash-up of 2011 popular radio hits, “World Go Boom,” his answer to all questions. Full story

    2012 Jun 28 Megan Boyle News
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  • Ways to Improve Basketball

    How about Dad Overtime, for example? In the event of a tie, all members of Team A and Team B will be swapped out for their dads. Full story

    2012 May 30 Megan Boyle Sports
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  • What New York City Public Sleepers Think About Everclear

    It would be easy to assume an old man with a large plastic bag containing a smaller paper Cinnabon bag sleeping in a library next to a liter of club soda would have a limited awareness of Everclear. Full story

    2012 Jan 4 Megan Boyle Music
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  • Deleted Scenes from “Drive”

    Ryan Gosling ducks behind a boulder and unwraps two packages of snack cakes and blueberry mini-muffins. Full story

    2011 Dec 29 Megan Boyle Stuff
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  • Future Parts of the Human Body

    This column is going to be about stuff I like that I think other people might like too. It's called "Boyle's Brains" because my last name is Boyle and my brain is the thing that tells me what I like. Full story

    2011 Nov 3 Megan Boyle Tech
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    Are the riots in the suburbs of Stockholm a real threat or just some bored, teenage pyros?

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  • The Loneliness of the Village at the End of the World

    Niaqornat's residents fight alcoholism and suicide as their village sinks into the Arctic.

  • Hamilton's Pharmacopeia: Tanks for the Memories

    What happens to the mind, body, and spirit while inside the tank.

  • Deportee Purgatory

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  • Fringes: The Warrior State

    Mexican civilians who are taking justice into their own hands.

  • VICE on HBO Extended: Strolling the Thames in China

    VICE correspondent Ryan Duffy takes a stroll through Thames Town in Songjiang, China.

  • VICE News: Triple Hate

    A documentary about Nathan Bedford Forrest, the Memphis City Council, the Klan, and the Crips.

  • Pump It Up

    Photos by Anna Ryon, styling by Lola Chatterton.

  • Get Rich or High Trying

    The smart money is increasingly looking to marijuana as the nation's biggest new business.

  • Murderous Fanatics and EDL Idiots Brought Darkness to Woolwich, London Yesterday

    We tried to make sense of it all.

  • A Few Impressions: 'Leviathan,' I Love You

    It holds up a mirror to nature, but this mirror came from a fun house.

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