BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT
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I Made Our Interns Humiliate Each Other for Halloween
Originally, I wanted to personally humiliate our interns by dressing them up in the stupidest and most degrading costumes I could think of. Unfortunately, the killjoys in our HR department said I'm not allowed to do that, so instead I just gave them $30 each, told them to buy each other's costumes, and let nature take its course. Full story
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Recession-Proof Your Face
By covering it in food instead of make-up. Full story
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How to Look Hot at the Gym
Oh what, you thought the gym was a "safe zone"? You're a woman; there are no safe zones. Just waking up? Why aren’t your eyelashes tinted and curled, you pig? In the hospital having a transplant? Doesn’t mean your nails shouldn't be so shiny that you can see your own tears in the… Full story
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Hamilton's Pharmacopeia: Tanks for the Memories
What happens to the mind, body, and spirit while inside the tank.
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VICE News: This Is What Winning Looks Like
A documentary about the ineptitude and corruption of the Afghan security forces.
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Question of the Day: How Would You Feel if Your Mayor Smoked Crack?
"I would be surprised."
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VICE News: In Saddam's Shadow
A tour of a city that used to be covered nonstop in the American media.
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I Went Snooping Around Nicolas Cage's House
And it was kind of upsetting.
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Far Out: Agafia's Taiga Life
Agafia is the last surviving Lykov, remaining steadfast in her seclusion.
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Noel Rodo-Vankeulen's Photography Is from Another Dimension
It appears that some of these shots were taken on the moon.
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Tubesteak: How to Hone Your Gaydar to Perfection
First and foremost, let me say that butch gay guys are the hottest men on Earth. Period.
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Meet the Malaysian Neo-Nazis Fighting for a Pure Malay Race
They realise that Nazis generally don't like Asian people, but apparently that doesn't matter.
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Thought and Memory
Back in 2008, when my first novel came out, my publisher sent me on a West Coast tour.
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Hearing from Three Guantanamo Bay Prisoners Who've Been on Hunger Strike for 100 Days
What life is like inside the prison camp.
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Noel Rodo-Vankeulen's Photography Is from Another Dimension
It appears that some of these shots were taken on the moon.
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The People VS Flatbush Zombies
It's Flatbush Zombies turn to wade through comments.
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Ethical Hackers Talk Internet Terrorism, Anonymous, and DDoS Attacks
So I spoke to a couple of guys who helped me understand it a little better.
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Thought and Memory
Back in 2008, when my first novel came out, my publisher sent me on a West Coast tour.
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Rev. James Logsdon Doesn’t Know Art, but He Knows He Likes Racist Art
If You’re a Big Racist, This is Your Kind of Art
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Rachel Wotton Screws Disabled People Literally, but not Figuratively
Sex Workers and the Disabled Have a Lot in Common
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Love Marcus: Big Dogs and Hot Tubs
Marcus Picks Up Right Where he Left off: Detroit.
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We Went to Wee Waa
The local paper read 'Dog Jumping and Daft Punk'.
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I Went Snooping Around Nicolas Cage's House
And it was kind of upsetting.
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Weirdo Club
Things get weird when somebody breaks out the unholy fermented ichor.
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Some Photographs from the All About Pets Show
Canada's largest pet convention has a lot to see, apparently.
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Rat Tail: The Debut Single
Here is an excerpt from the liner notes of Rat Tail’s only album.
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Meet the Malaysian Neo-Nazis Fighting for a Pure Malay Race
They realise that Nazis generally don't like Asian people, but apparently that doesn't matter.
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VICE News: Teenage Riot - São Paulo
The fight for a free pass on public transportation in São Paulo is not only for students anymore.
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Rob Ford, the World's Greatest Mayor, Smokes Crack
What's the big deal? Everyone finds themselves in this position once in a while.
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VICE News: Triple Hate - Trailer
A doc about Nathan Bedford Forrest, the Memphis City Council, the Klan, and the Crips.
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Art Talk: Matt Mignanelli
A chat about his work, life, and strong American work ethic.
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The Mercy Rule: Hearing the Spurs
They're not too boring; you're too young.
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Pigeon Racing Is a Dying Sport in Canada
We hung out with one of Toronto's finest pigeon racers to find out why anyone would want to pigeon race.
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Suck on the Monolith
Ken Baumann's first novel is, in short, fucked.
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VICE News: This Is What Winning Looks Like
A documentary about the ineptitude and corruption of the Afghan security forces.
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A Few Impressions: 'Gatsby'
In the end, Luhrmann made it work, and that’s all that matters.
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Why Don’t Dudes Like My Crotchless Panties?
Crotchless panties make me hornier than a nude Jake Johnson offering me a burrito.
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The Cute Show: Capybara Bathhouse!
We met a herd of capybara who love to take dips in the park's hot springs.
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Austerity's Drug of Choice
Greece's infamous new drug, sisa, is meth mixed with filler ingredients like battery acid.
The Wizard of the Saddle Rides Again
The Dark Specter of History in Memphis 
Hung Like a Gastropod
The Rigors of a Snail-Genital Illustrator 
Austerity's Drug of Choice
Sisa Is Nasty Shit 
This Is What Winning Looks Like
Chaos and Corruption in Afghanistan 
The Fat Farms of Mauritania
Pack on Those Pounds, Ladies 
Jerks Are Exploiting Cambodia's Orphans
Get It Together, People 
