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VICE Endorses Jipson Talmadge

The "Bike Lane" Candidate for Mayor of New York City!

Jipson Talmadge is a 32-year-old resident of Williamsburg, Brooklyn, occasional crasher of couches in Manhattan, and VICE's choice for the next mayor of New York City with his plan for an "ALL-BIKE NEW YORK!" Full story

The Overtime Secret

Twenty-nine year old author DODD HIGGINS is a millionaire at 29! He did it all while pursuing his CHOSEN CAREER as an UNPAID INTERN! How did he do it? Full story

What're You Into?

A Spring Break Glossary of Sex Signals

Spring break is here! Anything goes and there's a partner for whatever floats yer boat. All you need to know are THE SIGNALS... What you're putting out there, what you can expect to get back. The Master Baiter is here to fill you in on the specifics of Spring Break 2013 Sex Symbo… Full story

Hey Dame B, Who Are You Hoping to Bump into During Fashion Week?

Who attends these fashion shows? I mean, besides the celebs and models? The answer is rich bastards and wealthy old broads, like this month's guest columnist: Dame Ms. Astler-Bancussi-Freitog! Full story

Most Neediest Forgotten Charities

During the holiday season, America's charities are highlighted in the popular media and, hence, deluged with donations. But each year, regardless of the economy or collective good will, some of the neediest of the of the needier needy charities are overlooked. Full story

Hopelessness

Bob Odenkirk breaks down the word "hopelessness" in this depressing-ass poem that should be handed out to college students on class registration day. Because with a degree in something like embroidery, you'll be spending the rest of your life wallowing in—well, just check the tit… Full story

Syria: Bombs Away

To Investment and Development!

President Bashar al-Assad and the remaining Syrian leaders want to invite your investment, commerce, and tourism as we say BOMBS AWAY to speculation and development in Syria—"A country exploding with opportunity... and bombs!!" Full story

Tell Us About Your Tats!

Every tattoo tells a story and has a story—that’s two stories per tat! So every month we stop someone on the street and ask them to “tell us ’bout them tats!” This month we stopped Gordon Penniweather in Park Slope, and he filled us in on the story behind a few of his many tats… Full story

The Tollbooth of Tomorrow

By necessity, the New York City of the future will improve on London’s congestion charge of £10 per vehicle with a variety of tolls to reduce traffic and keep it classy. Full story

Digital Superstars Summer Fest 2012

Tupac at Coachella was just the beginning! This summer, the greats of hip-hop and history come to liz-ife! Onstage, the OGs of all-time. Full story

Russian Bra Busters

I never really grasped what they meant when doctors said people who lose a limb often feel a pain where their arm or leg once was. It didn’t make any sense to me. Full story

Whores Don't Wear Panties

I suppose it’s true, you do learn something new every day. I was unaware that whores didn’t wear panties. Full story