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  • Vinyl and Ebay: A Fascinating Relationship (Volume Two)

    At some point last year, an acquaintance made me aware of RecordFlipper, a blog that aims to serve as an investment tip sheet for the release and future release of hyperlimited vinyl titles. I decided to interview one of the main flippers about it. Full story

    2013 Feb 27 Andrew Earles Music
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  • Best Musical Questions for the 21st Century—Kim Fowley Interviews Chris Darrow

    In this revelatory meeting of the minds: two visionaries converge as Kim Fowley quizzes longtime friend Chris Darrow providing a music history lesson and questions galore that run the gamut from Facebook, drug use, alcohol, and fast food. Full story

    2013 Feb 19 Intro by Brad Cohan Music
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  • Bringing in the String Section with Mars' Mark Cunningham

    Mars never made a bad album. In fact, during its fleeting, 36-month lifespan, the NYC no wave combo never made any kind of album. Full story

    2013 Jan 22 Jordan N. Mamone Music
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  • The F***s to S***s Ratio

    Two give-a-shits strains the threshold of tolerability. Beyond two shits is technically mental illness. That’s where you care so much about what you’re doing, you can’t even handle being a human being. This is where you kick somebody’s teeth in for talking during your set when yo… Full story

    2012 Dec 18 Ben Johnson Music
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  • The Secret Sin of Mark Driscoll

    Here are the tracks which Mark Driscoll has been allowing to seep into his gel-soaked, faux-hawked-like-a-third-grader, hair, then down into his hard, NASA hard, skull. Full story

    2012 Dec 4 Jeffrey Ellinger Music
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  • Straight White Guys, Just Stop It

    How about this, if you had to sing the song you're thinking of covering in front of a group of non-white people would you feel comfortable, or uncomfortable? Full story

    2012 Nov 20 Jeffrey Ellinger Music
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  • Problematic Lyrics Within Ten Pop Songs

    Let us not forget that the junior high boys from ten years ago, the ones who commented at Suicide Girls forums and had a kind of sour smell to them, they, too, had a hard time swallowing Bright Eyes lyrics. Full story

    2012 Nov 13 Jeffrey Ellinger Music
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  • Rocking Your Jock: The Wide World of Sports and Where It Has Intersected With Music

    When it comes to pro sports, money doesn’t just “talk” anymore. It $hreds. It also yodel$, jam$, drops phat ba$$ and of course, $pit$ mad flow. Full story

    2012 Nov 6 Guion Bentley Music
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  • Defending Reggae to White People Who Don’t Like Reggae

    To not like reggae based on the five unassailable tenets of Reggae No Thank You is to do the world a disservice. And you've done that enough, Whitey. Full story

    2012 Oct 30 Ben Johnson Music
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  • The Theory of Rock Entropy

    Let’s say for the sake of still taking, that the Theory of Rock Entropy is something you’d be interested in hearing about. In this case, possible questions you’d have include "What the fuck is wrong with you?" Full story

    2012 Oct 23 Ben Johnson Music
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  • Dawn of the Dusk

    Interpol says they got a picture of a one year old child in a roasting pan like a piglet. Had an apple in his mouth and everything. Full story

    2012 Oct 15 James Halcrow Music
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  • Vinyl and Ebay: A Fascinating Relationship

    Ok, so why did you open and handle the record with your big, fluid-gorged sausage fingers? Why can I see the record in your picture? Because you needed to check the color? Check this color, hoss (helps to visualize an extended middle digit right now). Full story

    2012 Oct 3 Andrew Earles Music
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  • Every Critic’s Dream

    Do you have a DJ night? You should have a DJ night. I would go to your DJ night just to hear all of the songs that you think are good because I bet I would think they’re good too. I would either dance to the songs or quietly and reverently listen to them. Full story

    2012 Sep 25 Ben Johnson Music
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  • Ignorance Is Bliss

    We could instead be… I don’t know, fucking? Yeah, that doesn’t take any knowledge of anything. Let’s all just fuck and pick our butts like a bunch of gross hairy beasts and stop pretending to be so smart, you guys. Full story

    2012 Sep 18 Ben Johnson Music
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  • Monoshock Reissue Kills Time Dead

    It’s a free country, and there’s no sweeter freedom than spending a little cash to almost not like something even though it’s the kind of thing you think is great. Full story

    2012 Sep 11 Ben Johnson Music
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  • History of the Rock Grunt

    Hey: how about when you're listening to rock music and the singer, instead of singing words, just lets out a real primal grunt? Isn't that the best? Yes, it is the best. What follows is a historical tour through some of Rock's Great Grunts. Full story

    2012 Aug 27 Ben Johnson Music
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  • Steve Miller's Account of Intercepting a Box of Records Addressed to His Son

    Fan Fiction based on inner dialogues of hilarious generational dissonance: legendary classic rock guitarist Steve Miller’s first-person account. Full story

    2012 Aug 22 Andrew Earles Music
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  • Bringing in the String Section with Michael Gira

    Michael Gira is not known for making tepid, lightweight albums. Swans exudes a superhuman intensity. Even the band's recent reunion has transcended expectations. Full story

    2012 Aug 14 Jordan N. Mamone Music
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  • Recalibrating Your Opinions so the World Doesn’t Bother You

    Sometimes, thanks to the internet, it’s “fuk u idiot” instead of “LA LA LA LA LA,” but the idea is roughly the same. People dislike hearing things they don’t instantly agree with. Full story

    2012 Aug 6 Ben Johnson Music
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  • The Wheel of Punk Part Two

    The good news about The Wheel of Punk™ is we don’t have to decide who is more punk. We can just say “however punk you think The Ramones are, the Sex Pistols are equally punk and vice versa, only the Sex Pistols are on the ‘artier’ side of the circle and the Ramones are on the ‘du… Full story

    2012 Jul 30 Ben Johnson Music
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  • The Wheel of Punk

    This is what we've needed all along, a surefire way to determine what's punk, and what's more punk. Use codeword: BANANAS in the comments section for an added sense of intellectual superiority. Full story

    2012 Jul 16 Ben Johnson Music
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  • The Sad Cult of H.I.M.

    It's all Bam's fault. Full story

    2012 Jul 11 Alex Koenig Music
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  • AIDS? You Can Get Grunge From That

    It’s airtight. AIDS caused grunge. Full story

    2012 Jul 3 Ben Johnson Music
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  • I Broke Even Buying Records

    I’m the Ray fucking Allen of sandwich wrappers that are metaphors for records over here. Full story

    2012 Jun 27 Ben Johnson Music
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  • Attention Crybabies

    “I’m this thing, not THAT thing.” ET CETERA. Full story

    2012 Jun 25 Ben Johnson Music
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  • Regular Human Beings

    We just buy CDs at Target and play them in the car. Full story

    2012 Jun 20 Ben Johnson Music
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  • Co-MVPs of Time Wasting

    Baseball’s Rick Ankiel and GNOD. Full story

    2012 Jun 18 Ben Johnson Music
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  • How the Internet Works

    The internet is great. It’s like getting a tattoo of everything you or anybody else has ever said. Full story

    2012 Jun 14 Ben Johnson Music
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  • Cracking the Code of Rock Record Write-Ups

    Those blurbs record store clerks write on albums are bullshit. Full story

    2012 Jun 12 Ben Johnson Music
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  • Twee Twerps and Twee Twits

    Cotton ball clouds… balls of yarn… guitars on a minimum of capo five. Full story

    2012 Jun 8 Alex Koenig Music
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  • Bringing in the String Section with Dan Bejar

    You tried for the gold, but all you grasped was a trash bag full of cake farts. Full story

    2012 Jun 6 John Wenzel Music
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  • When Was the Last Time You Were the Godfather of Something?

    R.I.P. Chuck Brown 1936-2012. Full story

    2012 May 18 Ben Johnson Music
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  • Bringing in the String Section with Bob Nanna (Braid)

    You reached for the stars and all you grasped was the sweet pube-mound of infinite failure. Accept it. Full story

    2012 May 11 John Wenzel Music
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  • A Guide to Filler

    No song needs a third solo. Full story

    2012 May 9 Alex Koenig Music
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  • "Cool" Comes from Borderline Autistic People

    There is a 96 percent chance I have barbecue sauce on some part of me. I can assure you I am not cool. Full story

    2012 Apr 30 Ben Johnson Music
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  • We Are All Shitty Buddhists

    Saying you’re a Buddhist is less work than burning up your entire buzz trying to explain secular humanism. Full story

    2012 Apr 26 Ben Johnson Music
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  • Karaoke Master

    It would be a healthy idea to familiarize yourself with the singles history of Shania Twain. Full story

    2012 Apr 20 Alex Koenig Stuff
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  • How to Best Ruin Your Band’s Legacy

    Before you form a band, you should figure out how to best generate nostalgia that would make someone want to see your hypothetical band at a later date in the distant future. Full story

    2012 Apr 4 Alex Koenig Music
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  • Bringing in the String Section with Sohrab Habibion

    You changed it up and you fucked it up. Accept it. Full story

    2012 Feb 28 John Wenzel with Henry Owings and Brian Teasley Music
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  • I'm Not Allowed to Like A.C. Anymore Since They Signed to Earache

    Even the best, most talented bands make amazing mistakes. Surviving them and moving on is a skill most of us could use in our day-to-day lives. Full story

    2012 Feb 9 Amanda Nichols Music
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  • Record Store Clerk Therapy: It's Not Just a Snob, It's an Adventure

    Despite needing us (people who still pay for music) more now than ever, record store clerks still manage to treat us like something they found scuttling out of an ancient box of cassingles. Full story

    2012 Feb 2 Leonard Pierce with Henry H. Owings Music
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  • How to Sell Records Like The Smiths

    It's the holiday season, which means the record industry--or, more appropriately, what's left of it--is scrambling to sell music which is widely available for free all over the 'net. Full story

    2011 Dec 14 Michael T. Fournier Music
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  • Snobby Record Store Clerk Therapy: Portland

    I love Mississippi Records in Portland, but that one guy with the hat is a fucking dick. I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire. I don't care if he reads this. Full story

    2011 Nov 30 Ross Morgan with Brian Teasley and Henry H. Owings Music
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  • Local Music: The Genre

    Your album is in the "local" section because it sucks, not because of where your house is. Full story

    2011 Oct 19 Brian Teasley Music
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  • Slayer Has Some Cool T-Shirts, but Fuck if We'll Wear Them

    "Why not support one of your favorite bands?" you might ask. Simple: The majority of their fans are fucking idiots. Full story

    2011 Oct 10 Chunklet Stuff
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  • The Worst Restaurant in the World

    A night at the Jack in the Box of the Damned.

  • Alexis Neiers’s Pretty Wild Road to Recovery

    She robbed celebrities, abused drugs, inspired a movie, and now she's clean.

  • VICE News: Sisa: Cocaine of the Poor

    A new drug called sisa is tearing its way through Athens' poor.

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    With inspiration from Tangerine Dream.

  • VICE News: Triple Hate - Part 1

    A documentary about Nathan Bedford Forrest, the Memphis City Council, the Klan, and the Crips.

  • Nick Gazin's Comic Book Love-In #88

    Nobuyoshi Araki's new photo show is the prettiest thing in Jersey.

  • Munchies: Hatos Bar

    We all got suitably wasted before cooking up some barbecue.

  • Some Guys on Reddit Claim Quitting Porn Is Good for Your Complexion

    I took the 30-day challenge.

  • Teens Are Being Trapped in Abusive 'Drug Rehab Centers'

    How an anti-drug cult from the 60s has evolved into a billion-dollar industry.

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  • Australian Scientists Think We Can Grow Our Limbs Back Like Salamanders

    I am a human, so if my limbs fall off, they stay off. This is unfortunate.

  • Rave and Hardcore YouTube Comments Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity

    They're genuinely some of the most beautiful things I've ever read.

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    Niaqornat's residents fight alcoholism and suicide as their village sinks into the Arctic.

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    She robbed celebrities, abused drugs, inspired a movie, and now she's clean.

  • Get Rich or High Trying

    The smart money is increasingly looking to marijuana as the nation's biggest new business.

  • Teens Are Being Trapped in Abusive 'Drug Rehab Centers'

    How an anti-drug cult from the 60s has evolved into a billion-dollar industry.

  • I Don't Have the Stones to Be a Crime Reporter

    I tried covering the Tia Sharp case but just felt guilty the whole time.

  • Ghost Wave - "Here She Comes"

    Ghost Wave's New Video is Great, Unless you Hate Art and Birds

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  • Some Guys on Reddit Claim Quitting Porn Is Good for Your Complexion

    I took the 30-day challenge.

  • Reggie Watts Has a New Show

    For some reason we were invited on set to see firsthand how internet gold is made.

  • Fightland Show: Pakistan - Part 2

    Bashir Ahmad continues his tour of Pakistani martial arts.

  • Jodorowsky's 'Dune' Would Have Been More Insane Than You Can Even Imagine

    Salvador Dali was going to play the Emperor.

  • My Week with Hungary's Far Right

    Hungarian nationalists throw beer at people and blame Jews and Gypsies for all their problems.

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  • Get Rich or High Trying

    The smart money is increasingly looking to marijuana as the nation's biggest new business.

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  • Munchies: The Marrow

    He yelled a lot while juicing rhubarbs.

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    Fightland travels to Lahore to meet Bashir Ahmad.

  • Art Talk: Matt Mignanelli

    A chat about his work, life, and strong American work ethic.

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    A new drug called sisa is tearing its way through Athens' poor.

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