MEET THE NIERATKOS
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Skateboarding's Most Violent Team Manager Has Mellowed Out
Deluxe Distribution's Mic-e Reyes has never kicked anyone off his team for smoking pot, but he has kicked a lot of ass over the years. Full story
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Twelve Tits for Filing Your Taxes
Former CPA turned adult-film star Veruca James offers some helpful tips for filing your taxes. Full story
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Patrick O’Dell’s Skateboard High School
Patrick O’Dell is having an art show called 'Skateboard High School' tonight at LA’s Known Gallery. I wish I were flying to LA this weekend so I could see it, but I'm not, so instead I made him send me a copy of the limited-edition book from the show and emailed him some question… Full story
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Finally, a Kids' Book for Cannibals
If you’re a cannibal with lofty aspirations to become part of high society, Jen Uman has the perfect book for you and your children. Full story
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Fat, Sick, and Nearly Divorced
It was bound to happen. Chris Nieratko’s wife is leaving him for juicing, so he’s offering up these photos and videos of her for you to pleasure yourself to. Full story
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Hip-Hop Isn’t Dead, It’s Just Repackaged
Skateboarding ruined hip-hop, and Lil Wayne sucks, but at least we have our CDs and cassettes from the 90s to drown our sorrows. Full story
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The Wonderful Sieben of Oz
I love it when our friends become famous, especially when those friends come from the skateboarding world. So you can imagine how my heart sang when I heard that our very own columnist, Michael Sieben, had been tapped to give his visual interpretation of 'The Wizard of Oz.' Full story
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Battle of the Butthole Tattoos
This girl wants her butthole tattoo to make her famous so she can spread goodwill to the poor and needy. Full story
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LA Pizza That Doesn’t Suck?
All pizza in Los Angeles sucks. It’s a law written in blood. And yet former pro skater Salman Agah believes he is above the law with his eatery Pizzanista, which churns out miracle pies. I chatted with Salman to find out what the secret of not sucking in LA is. Full story
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Happy Valentine's Day: Here Is a Mormon Sex Handbook
What better way to celebrate Valentine’s than with some hot and steamy dude-on-dude Mormon action? Full story
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The World’s Biggest Beatles Fan
Until recently I thought my wife’s retarded uncle, Lonnie, was the biggest Beatles fan in the world. Then I discovered Zarrah Angel, who has her butthole tattooed with one of their biggest hits. Full story
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Nicola Jayne Hebson: Vegan Taxidermist Extraordinaire
Meat isn’t murder if the beast died of natural causes, right? That’s the philosophy that allows Nicola Jayne Hebson, a vegan taxidermist, to sleep at night. Full story
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That Bitch Sandy Took Away My Porn
Like most people in New Jersey, I lost power Sunday night due to that historic bitch, Hurricane Sandy. After three days without the internet I now know what it's like to be stranded on a deserted island for years. Full story
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I Don't Have the Stones to Be a Crime Reporter
I tried covering the Tia Sharp case but just felt guilty the whole time.
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The Worst Restaurant in the World
A night at the Jack in the Box of the Damned.
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Alexis Neiers’s Pretty Wild Road to Recovery
She robbed celebrities, abused drugs, inspired a movie, and now she's clean.
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VICE News: Sisa: Cocaine of the Poor
A new drug called sisa is tearing its way through Athens' poor.
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Oxford Has Put Heavy Metal, Mesopotamians, and Noh Theater Together at Last
With inspiration from Tangerine Dream.
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VICE News: Triple Hate - Part 1
A documentary about Nathan Bedford Forrest, the Memphis City Council, the Klan, and the Crips.
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Nick Gazin's Comic Book Love-In #88
Nobuyoshi Araki's new photo show is the prettiest thing in Jersey.
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Munchies: Hatos Bar
We all got suitably wasted before cooking up some barbecue.
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Some Guys on Reddit Claim Quitting Porn Is Good for Your Complexion
I took the 30-day challenge.
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Teens Are Being Trapped in Abusive 'Drug Rehab Centers'
How an anti-drug cult from the 60s has evolved into a billion-dollar industry.
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Australian Scientists Think We Can Grow Our Limbs Back Like Salamanders
I am a human, so if my limbs fall off, they stay off. This is unfortunate.
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Rave and Hardcore YouTube Comments Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity
They're genuinely some of the most beautiful things I've ever read.
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The Loneliness of the Village at the End of the World
Niaqornat's residents fight alcoholism and suicide as their village sinks into the Arctic.
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Get Rich or High Trying
The smart money is increasingly looking to marijuana as the nation's biggest new business.
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Alexis Neiers’s Pretty Wild Road to Recovery
She robbed celebrities, abused drugs, inspired a movie, and now she's clean.
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I Don't Have the Stones to Be a Crime Reporter
I tried covering the Tia Sharp case but just felt guilty the whole time.
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Teens Are Being Trapped in Abusive 'Drug Rehab Centers'
How an anti-drug cult from the 60s has evolved into a billion-dollar industry.
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Ghost Wave - "Here She Comes"
Ghost Wave's New Video is Great, Unless you Hate Art and Birds
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Channelling Wheatgrass and LSD with King Khan & BBQ
Getting Old and Drinking Piss
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Some Guys on Reddit Claim Quitting Porn Is Good for Your Complexion
I took the 30-day challenge.
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Reggie Watts Has a New Show
For some reason we were invited on set to see firsthand how internet gold is made.
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Fightland Show: Pakistan - Part 2
Bashir Ahmad continues his tour of Pakistani martial arts.
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Jodorowsky's 'Dune' Would Have Been More Insane Than You Can Even Imagine
Salvador Dali was going to play the Emperor.
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My Week with Hungary's Far Right
Hungarian nationalists throw beer at people and blame Jews and Gypsies for all their problems.
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I'm Hunting Down the Fat Fetishist Who Has My Stolen Laptop
He likes big ladies and lives in a maisonette.
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Get Rich or High Trying
The smart money is increasingly looking to marijuana as the nation's biggest new business.
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My Week with Hungary's Far Right
Hungarian nationalists throw beer at people and blame Jews and Gypsies for all their problems.
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Munchies: The Marrow
He yelled a lot while juicing rhubarbs.
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Fightland Show: Pakistan - Part 1
Fightland travels to Lahore to meet Bashir Ahmad.
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Art Talk: Matt Mignanelli
A chat about his work, life, and strong American work ethic.
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VICE News: Sisa: Cocaine of the Poor
A new drug called sisa is tearing its way through Athens' poor.
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VICE News: Triple Hate - Part 1
A documentary about Nathan Bedford Forrest, the Memphis City Council, the Klan, and the Crips.
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Did I Discover YelaWolf?
This. CD. It looked like… I really can’t even explain the levels of wrong this thing was.
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Did a Murderer Just Give Himself Away on Yelp?
It seems like he might have done.
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Tao Lin's iPhone Photos of Taipei: Taipei Signs
Tao shows us some of his favorite signs around Taipei.
Thought and Memory
New Fiction by Ed Park 
Malaysian Neo-Nazis
Fighting for a Pure Malay Race 
The Strongest Dwarf in New Jersey
Remembering My Tormentor 
Gay Men and Their Misogyny Problem
It's Not Cute Anymore 
Triple Hate - Part 1
The KKK vs. the Crips vs. Memphis City Council 
Saudi Arabia's Feminist Revolution
It's Not Happening 
