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      Power Moves By Karl Welzein

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      By Karl Welzein Jan 29, 2013

      How to Rock It for the Supes' Celebraish

      If you're not some piece of trash, you like to keep it rockin' for the Supes'. It's pretty much the biggest celebraish of the year for the USA. Last year was so off the chain. I made my Captain Karl's Pizza Dip (special recipe). It's kind of a tradish. Ki…

      By Karl Welzein Jan 29, 2013
      By Karl Welzein Jan 23, 2013

      How Not to Get Burned by Fake Computer Babes Like That Manti Te'o Weirdo

      'Sup. Name's Karl Welzein, hailing from Grand Blanc, MI. A few ticks back, I decided to get into the online computer dating scene 'cause I kinda burned through all the local babes in my area. I style and profile 24/7, 365, open on Sundays, so they all cra…

      By Karl Welzein Jan 23, 2013