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      Rat Tail

      Brett Gelman's latest novel, one installment at a time.

      By Brett Gelman Feb 6, 2014

      We Shootin’ Hoops

      Listen to "We Shootin' Hoops," the long-lost classic by the completely unknown white 80s hip-hop artist, Rat Tail, whose current whereabouts are unknown.

      By Brett Gelman Feb 6, 2014
      By Brett Gelman Jan 6, 2014

      “The Story of Oh Donna”

      Listen to the long-lost classic "The Story of Oh Donna," by the completely anonymous white 80s hip-hop artist Rat Tail, whose current whereabouts are unknown. We discovered this track a year ago on a cassette tape that was wrapped in a ball of human hair…

      By Brett Gelman Jan 6, 2014
      By Brett Gelman Nov 12, 2013

      “KevEn 11 is My Homie”

      "KevEn 11 Is My Homie," is a collaboration between the mysterious KevEn 11 and the heretofore completely anonymous white 80s hip-hop artist Rat Tail, whose current whereabouts are unknown. It was transcribed from a cassette tape discovered last November,…

      By Brett Gelman Nov 12, 2013
      By Brett Gelman Nov 1 2013

      “DAAAAAAMMMNNNNNNN”

      Listen to "Daaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnn," the long-lost classic by the completely unknown white 80s hip-hop artist, Rat Tail, whose current whereabouts are unknown. We discovered the song last November on a cassette tape that was wrapped in a ball of…

      By Brett Gelman Nov 1 2013
      By Brett Gelman Aug 21, 2013

      "Motorola Queen"

      Here are the lyrics to the long-lost classic "Motorola Queen" by the completely unknown white 80s hip-hop artist, Rat Tail, whose current whereabouts are unknown. It was transcribed from a cassette tape discovered last November, wrapped in a ball of human…

      By Brett Gelman Aug 21, 2013