REAL-LIFE STORIES
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Home Town Heroes
Everyone has a hometown story they wheel out to impress friends. That said, you can weird people out when you start talking about that time you had sex with a wine bottle on the beach. Here are a few stories about hometown pride. Full story
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A Very Messy Christmas
So it's Christmas next week, which means most of you will be heading home to spend time with a couple of people you want to see and about nine people who are as fun as inflamed facial herpes on a first date. You know what helps in situations like that? Alcohol. Which is mostly wh… Full story
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There's Nothing More Damaging Than School
Here are a few stories about horrible or funny things that happened to people at school, including menstrual finger-banging and biting little girls until they bleed. Full story
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A Party's Not a Party If You Don't Punch a Fish
You've never been to a party that even comes close to a VICE party. But we thought we'd humor you anyway by asking you for your best party stories, writing them down, and drawing fun pictures to accompany them. Full story
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Caught in the Act
Some stories about people being rumbled when they don't want to be rumbled. Full story
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Vacations Are Better Than Reality
If you're lucky enough to be jetting off abroad any time soon, fuck you. We'll be stuck here trying to drink ourselves through the winter. For now, though, we thought we'd gather some vacation stories together in an attempt to live out some kind of interesting overseas experience… Full story
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Drugs Aren't Always That Much Fun
It's Friday, so chances are you'll be ingesting some kind of narcotic within the next 72 hours. It's likely that you are going to have an awful experience that'll put you off drugs for the rest of your life or until next weekend. To bum you out, here are a few stories of when tha… Full story
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Urine for a Treat
When was the last time you pissed yourself? Oh, when you were eight? Get real, friend; it was last weekend and we all know about it. Now that you're all ashamed, here are some stories about other people who pissed themselves to cheer you up. Full story
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Romance Isn't Dead, It's Just Getting Spit-Roasted in the Toilet
In preparation for the weekend, we’ve compiled some of the darkest, seediest stories we could find to give you some inspiration on how to jam pack the next couple of days with experiences you're going to regret for the rest of your life. Full story
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Accidents Happen When You're an Idiot
It's Friday night and time for a fight, if you're the kind of drunk idiot who finds joy in starting fights. If you're just a normal drunk idiot, then you'll probably end up hurting yourself in some way or another tonight anyway. Read these stories to give you some idea of what no… Full story
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Date Night Is Hate Night
Going on a date tonight? Why not read these stories from our friends in the UK about terrible dates and explode with nervous energy to save yourself the inevitable horror, dismay, and depression? Full story
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If You Don't Mug Yourself, Someone Else Will
To celebrate the last muggy day of yet another working week, here is a collection of stories about getting mugged from our friends in the UK. Full story
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When Shit Happens
A collection of horror stories involving my friends and feces. Full story
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Bananas in Pajamas Scare the Shit Out of Me
Interviews with bananaphobics. Full story
Deportee Purgatory
Welcome to Tijuana’s El Bordo
'Leviathan,' I Love You
James Franco at the Movies
Juggalos Are OK, Cupid
Don’t Be a Tumblr Asshole
Get Rich or High Trying
The Coming Age of Corporate Cannabis
Triple Hate - Part 1
The KKK vs. the Crips vs. Memphis City Council
Rave and Hardcore YouTube Comments
They Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity