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      They're mostly gonna be horrible.

      By VICE Staff Jan 14, 2013

      Home Town Heroes

      Everyone has a hometown story they wheel out to impress friends. That said, you can weird people out when you start talking about that time you had sex with a wine bottle on the beach. Here are a few stories about hometown pride.

      By VICE Staff Jan 14, 2013
      By VICE Staff Dec 21, 2012

      A Very Messy Christmas

      So it's Christmas next week, which means most of you will be heading home to spend time with a couple of people you want to see and about nine people who are as fun as inflamed facial herpes on a first date. You know what helps in situations like that? Al…

      By VICE Staff Dec 21, 2012
      By VICE Staff Dec 10, 2012

      There's Nothing More Damaging Than School

      Here are a few stories about horrible or funny things that happened to people at school, including menstrual finger-banging and biting little girls until they bleed.

      By VICE Staff Dec 10, 2012
      By VICE Staff Nov 30, 2012

      A Party's Not a Party If You Don't Punch a Fish

      You've never been to a party that even comes close to a VICE party. But we thought we'd humor you anyway by asking you for your best party stories, writing them down, and drawing fun pictures to accompany them.

      By VICE Staff Nov 30, 2012
      By VICE Staff Nov 23, 2012

      Caught in the Act

      Some stories about people being rumbled when they don't want to be rumbled.

      By VICE Staff Nov 23, 2012
      By VICE Staff Nov 9, 2012

      Vacations Are Better Than Reality

      If you're lucky enough to be jetting off abroad any time soon, fuck you. We'll be stuck here trying to drink ourselves through the winter. For now, though, we thought we'd gather some vacation stories together in an attempt to live out some kind of intere…

      By VICE Staff Nov 9, 2012
      By VICE Staff Nov 2, 2012

      Drugs Aren't Always That Much Fun

      It's Friday, so chances are you'll be ingesting some kind of narcotic within the next 72 hours. It's likely that you are going to have an awful experience that'll put you off drugs for the rest of your life or until next weekend. To bum you out, here are

      By VICE Staff Nov 2, 2012
      By VICE Staff Oct 12, 2012

      Urine for a Treat

      When was the last time you pissed yourself? Oh, when you were eight? Get real, friend; it was last weekend and we all know about it. Now that you're all ashamed, here are some stories about other people who pissed themselves to cheer you up.

      By VICE Staff Oct 12, 2012
      By VICE Staff Oct 5, 2012

      Romance Isn't Dead, It's Just Getting Spit-Roasted in the Toilet

      In preparation for the weekend, we've compiled some of the darkest, seediest stories we could find to give you some inspiration on how to jam pack the next couple of days with experiences you're going to regret for the rest of your life.

      By VICE Staff Oct 5, 2012
      By VICE Staff Sep 21, 2012

      Accidents Happen When You're an Idiot

      It's Friday night and time for a fight, if you're the kind of drunk idiot who finds joy in starting fights. If you're just a normal drunk idiot, then you'll probably end up hurting yourself in some way or another tonight anyway. Read these stories to give…

      By VICE Staff Sep 21, 2012
      By VICE Staff Aug 31, 2012

      Date Night Is Hate Night

      Going on a date tonight? Why not read these stories from our friends in the UK about terrible dates and explode with nervous energy to save yourself the inevitable horror, dismay, and depression?

      By VICE Staff Aug 31, 2012
      By VICE Staff Aug 24, 2012

      If You Don't Mug Yourself, Someone Else Will

      To celebrate the last muggy day of yet another working week, here is a collection of stories about getting mugged from our friends in the UK.

      By VICE Staff Aug 24, 2012
      By VICE Staff Apr 20, 2012

      When Shit Happens

      A collection of horror stories involving my friends and feces.

      By VICE Staff Apr 20, 2012