SEX, DRUGS, AND ROCK 'N' ROLL
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I Can't Fuck You All, Barbiturates, and Jay Arner
People mistake my sexual nature for a desire to have sex with them, or more accurately, somehow mistake my sexual openness with an expectation that I'll have sex with them. Not everyone of course. But the other day, someone was trying to fuck me whom I did not want to sleep with, and he quoted things to me I had written in this column. Full story
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The Lipstick Vibrator, Crossing the Line, and Big Deal
I was ready to toss this vibrator under the abyss of my bed never to be seen again, until I realized the usefulness of such a covert vibe! Sometimes you have to masturbate in inappropriate places. I know boys secretly jerk it all the time at work, but girls can, too. Full story
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Fake Vaginas, Ways to Take Heroin, and 1939 Ensemble
I hate to let you guys down, but I've never tried heroin. Unlike with sex toys, when it comes to drugs I can't exactly email a dealer and be like, “Yo! I'm writing about H this week, want to send me some free samples?” This is for the best because from what I've read about the wa… Full story
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Medical Fetishism, Benzo Withdrawal, and the Swedish Avant-Garde
The more people I get to know (and I don't just mean that in the biblical sense), the more I learn that everyone is a pervert. Wave your freak flag high kids, we're all sexual deviants! If your porn search terms wouldn't give your grandmother a heart attack, then you're not doing… Full story
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Nipples, Robo-Tripping, and Raleigh Moncrief
In this edition of Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll, Sophie talks about the benefits of nipple abuse, how buying things sold at the grocery store to get high is lame, and how she'd call Raleigh Moncrief "Big Pappa" after farting in front of him. Full story
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Not Sleeping with One-Night Stands, Rum, and Gay Reggae
In this edition of Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll, Sophie goes over the awkwardness of sleeping with a one-night stand, and how it would be nice to have REAL gay-friendly reggae. Full story
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Loads, Coffee, and Younolovebunny
In this edition of Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'n' Roll, Sophie goes over goo pride, how no one should care if coffee is bad for you or not, and sexy music. Full story
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Fishy Crotch, LSD, and Rare Times
In this edition of Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll, Sophie explains that vaginas are SUPPOSED to smell like fish, and that LSD should only be taken with people who don't suck. Full story
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Vagina Eating, Ambien, and Renny Wilson
In this installment of Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll, Sophie talks up the benefits of eating vagina when you have a vagina, and shares her first Ambien experience. Full story
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Handjobs, Natural Stress Solutions, and Dumbo Gets Mad
In this installment of Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll, Sophie reminds us all of the kindness behind the sympathy handjob, and goes over some natural stress remedies that aren't pot. Full story
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Knife Play, DMT, and The Trail of Dead
The trick is to embrace your darkness rather than try and snuff it, or else it might bubble up and you'll find yourself etching the word "ALONE" into your thigh with a kitchen knife at 3AM after too much absinthe. Full story
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Dildos, Benzos, and Astral Folk Pop
I've seen the Eiffel Tower at night, and I tell you, it's not as beautiful as a tattooed Asian chick wielding a giant dildo. Full story
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Monogamy, Boliviana Negra, and Child Actor (the Band)
In this installment of Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll, Sophie talks about unique takes on monogamy and bi-sexuality, Boliviana negra, and the band Child Actor. Full story
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Semen Allergies, Xanax, and Date Rape
Having diarrhea in front of your partner is a big step in the relationship. I'd say it should come after you stop using condoms, but before you say l love you. Full story
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Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll - Butt Sniffers and Weed
In this installment of Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll, Sophie talks about how butt sniffing is a normal way to show love and affection. Full story
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Clitoral Gel and Coke
While the gentle stuff felt burning in a good way, the Max O burned in an "oh fuck do I need to get tested?" way. It felt like my pussy had smoked a menthol cigarette. Full story
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Morning Wood and Pop Crushes
When I was a little kid I'd wake up at the crack of dawn ravenously hungry. I'd walk to the kitchen, secretly hoping to wake up my mom and fix myself Eggo waffles. Twenty years later I'm still an early riser with an appetite, but my cravings have evolved from Eggos to orgasms. Full story
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Sexual Flavors and Candy Tripping
Covering the big topics: how to mask the fact that jizz is gross, fun drugs, and rappers who like white bitches and orgies. Normal. Full story
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Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll
A new column about everyone's three favorite things. Full story
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Facebook and Censorship's Slippery Slope
You're not in America when you're on Facebook—you're on the internet.
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VICE News: Triple Hate
A documentary about Nathan Bedford Forrest, the Memphis City Council, the Klan, and the Crips.
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Motherboard: Click, Print, Gun: The Inside Story of the 3D-Printed Gun Movement
Let us take you on a video tour of the 3D-printed gun world.
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Fresh Off the Boat: Back in Taiwan
Eddie gets into face paint, screaming lessons, and furry pink pillows.
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VICE News: BC Bud
Visiting grow ops and the RCMP to chat about weed and weed production.
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Speaking with Adam Kokesh, Before He Was Detained by the Feds
The first in a series of controversies surrounding Adam's politics.
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VICE on HBO Extended: Tobaccoland
Thomas Morton gets a full smoke-therapy treatment in Malang.
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In Search of Tim Dog, the Rapper Turned Con Artist Who Probably Faked His Own Death
Why is there a warrant out for a dead man?
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George's Fun Happy Place
George has a lot of problems to overcome, but he's capable of an incredible lightness.
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VICE on HBO Extended: Kicking Heroin with an Ibogaine Ceremony
Many swear it's the most effective way to kick heroin addiction.
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Running Wild in Russia
Russian MMA is showing up in the most peculiar places.
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Fringes: Deportee Purgatory
Tijuana’s El Bordo is home to thousands of heroin-addicted Mexican deportees.
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Come Watch Good Movies for Once with VICE and the Film Foundation
We'll be screening restored prints of classic films monthly at the Nitehawk Cinema.
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VICE News: Triple Hate
A doc about Nathan Bedford Forrest, the Memphis City Council, the Klan, and the Crips.
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Is War Brewing in Niger?
If the latest terrorist attack is any indication, the answer might be yes.
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The Creators Project: Turning CCTV Footage into Art
An invasion of privacy and erosion of our civil liberties can serve as a source for art.
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Meet the Nieratkos: Jeff Grosso Has a Beautiful Mind
Is Jeff Grosso the last vestige of free speech in skateboarding?
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Carlos Rafael and His Fish Are the American Dream
I spoke to him about cod and federal tax evasion.
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Pen Pals: HardWhite and Harry Potter
Little white wizards get no play in county lockup.
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This Week in Racism: Sergio Garcia Can't Wait to Serve Tiger Woods Fried Chicken
Golf is racist.
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Not Everyone Can Copy Technology
The developed world seems to take technological invention and innovation for granted. By contrast, te
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We Watched the Suburbs of Stockholm Burn
Are the riots in the suburbs of Stockholm a real threat or just some bored, teenage pyros?
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Facebook and Censorship's Slippery Slope
You're not in America when you're on Facebook—you're on the internet.
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The Loneliness of the Village at the End of the World
Niaqornat's residents fight alcoholism and suicide as their village sinks into the Arctic.
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Hamilton's Pharmacopeia: Tanks for the Memories
What happens to the mind, body, and spirit while inside the tank.
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Deportee Purgatory
About 40 percent of Mexican immigrants deported from the US are sent back through Tijuana.
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Fringes: The Warrior State
Mexican civilians who are taking justice into their own hands.
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VICE on HBO Extended: Strolling the Thames in China
VICE correspondent Ryan Duffy takes a stroll through Thames Town in Songjiang, China.
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VICE News: Triple Hate
A documentary about Nathan Bedford Forrest, the Memphis City Council, the Klan, and the Crips.
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Pump It Up
Photos by Anna Ryon, styling by Lola Chatterton.
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Get Rich or High Trying
The smart money is increasingly looking to marijuana as the nation's biggest new business.
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Murderous Fanatics and EDL Idiots Brought Darkness to Woolwich, London Yesterday
We tried to make sense of it all.
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A Few Impressions: 'Leviathan,' I Love You
It holds up a mirror to nature, but this mirror came from a fun house.
Deportee Purgatory
Welcome to Tijuana’s El Bordo 
'Leviathan,' I Love You
James Franco at the Movies 
Juggalos Are OK, Cupid
Don’t Be a Tumblr Asshole 
Get Rich or High Trying
The Coming Age of Corporate Cannabis 
Triple Hate - Part 1
The KKK vs. the Crips vs. Memphis City Council 
Rave and Hardcore YouTube Comments
They Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity 
