THE CUTE SHOW PAGE!
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Hawaiian Monk Seals!
Like many sea-dwelling mammals, Hawaiian monk seals are finding it nearly impossible to live in and around an ocean that has been raped, pillaged, polluted, and generally used as a landfill-cum-toilet by humanity since the halcyon days of the Industrial Revolution. Full story
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Syrian Hamsters
These furry bags of joy love desert climates and stuffing as much food into their cheek pouches as possible—in fact, their Arabic name roughly translates as “Mr. Saddlebags.” Not joking. Full story
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Wiener Dog Races!
In August, Montreal held its fifth annual wiener-dog race day. Prizes were awarded for the fastest runner, best costume, and bobbing for wieners—that’s like bobbing for apples but with dogs and cocktail wieners, and it’s as amazing as it sounds. Full story
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Kuppy-Cats!
The room went silent as the scientist slowly opened the cage door and gently removed a two-week-old specimen of his own invention, plainly stating, “Behold the final frontier of cute: the kuppy-cat.” Full story
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Lovely Owls
I think if everyone got his or her own owl to raise we would have world peace in no time. Full story
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Baby Camels
We admit, we’re not huge fans of camels. At first glance, they look like disabled, lumpy horses (and horses are quite frightening to begin with, unless they’re miniature). Full story
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Guinea Pig Village
Guinea pigs are those chubby-faced mega-hamsters that squeak when you squeeze them. Full story
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Baby Wombat Orphans
We whipped out this photo of a wombat and our associate editor Harry was paralyzed in an alternating laugh/awwww/laugh/awwww stupor for three whole minutes. Full story
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Red Squirrel Orphans
You know how squirrels stand all hunched over a nut, tightly grasping it with their tiny claws and then shoving it into their mouths so their cheeks get all puffed? Everyone loves that. Full story
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Snow Leopard Cubs
There's nothing better than watching newborn animals curiously explore the world around them. Full story
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Peruvian Hairless Dogs
Imagine how darling they'd be wearing sunglasses and Croakies around their necks! Full story
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Pygmy Shetland Ponies
Don’t let their size fool you, pygmy Shetland ponies like to pig out big time. Carrots, apples, grass—they love it all, and will do just about anything to get food in their mouths. Running through barbed wire or risking a zap from an electric fence? Doesn’t faze them. Full story
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Badgers
A badger cub is just like an annoying little brother who's constantly getting into trouble, usually while covered head to toe in bits of food and dirt. You can't help but love them, even if they smell a little like poop. Full story
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American Curl Kittens
Procurl Harem (clever, eh?) is the name of Caroline Scott’s cat-breeding company. Caroline has spent the past 25 years surrounded by bouncing, furry, heart-melting American Curl kittens. We tried to interview her about these peculiar cats with dainty Full story
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Dogs With Eyebrows
For our third installment of The Cute Show Page! we wanted to feature dogs with eyebrows drawn or stuck on them. Why? Because pups look ten times more intense and 50 times more adorable when this happens. Full story
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Dog Grooming Expo
Participation in an event like this is a pit stop on the road to Loserville. But c'mon--it's pretty adorable. Full story
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The Strongest Dwarf in New Jersey
I beat him up as a toddler.
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Meet the Malaysian Neo-Nazis Fighting for a Pure Malay Race
Yes, they do realize that Nazis generally don't like Asian people.
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VICE News: In Saddam's Shadow
A tour of a city that used to be covered nonstop in the American media.
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Hamilton's Pharmacopeia: Tanks for the Memories
What happens to the mind, body, and spirit while inside the tank.
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VICE News: This Is What Winning Looks Like
A documentary about the ineptitude and corruption of the Afghan security forces.
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Question of the Day: How Would You Feel if Your Mayor Smoked Crack?
"I would be surprised."
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The Feds Are Making It Hurt in Every Way Possible For Weev, But for What?
A #weevroadtrip to the Pennsylvania prison where the hacker is being held.
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I Went Snooping Around Nicolas Cage's House
And it was kind of upsetting.
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Noel Rodo-Vankeulen's Photography Is from Another Dimension
It appears that some of these shots were taken on the moon.
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Thought and Memory
Back in 2008, when my first novel came out, my publisher sent me on a West Coast tour.
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Las Vegas Needs to Get Creative with Its Homeless Problem
Here are some ideas.
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Let VICE School You on the Web This Internet Week
There's a lot more to the web than carnal perversions and dwarfed felines.
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I Tested out Three Cambodian Spiritual Practices
And learned that Cambodian ghosts apparently don't believe in Jesus.
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How Are We Supposed to Know What the Government Does?
It's pretty terrifying how little we know.
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The Cosmic Adventures of Mr. Muthafuckin' eXquire
Mr. Muthafuckin' eXquire's hard-partying, lecherous persona couldn't be further from the truth.
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Here Is Action Bronson's New Video, Featuring Riff Raff and Some Pit Bulls
Here's his new video for "Strictly 4 My Jeeps," which is set in Queens and features Riff Raff.
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Really, Ryan?: Gay Men and Their Not-So-Cute Misogyny Problem
It's not OK to call your lady friends dumb sluts just because you like the same private parts.
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The VICE Podcast Show - Stoya on Gender Roles and the Future of Monogamy
An unedited chat about about gender roles, homeschooling, safe sex, and the future of monogamy.
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Saudi Arabia Isn't Having a Feminist Revolution
Weirdly, Saudi photographer Nouf Alhimiary thinks being allowed to cycle doesn't count as women's rights.
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Weev Is Being Treated Horribly in Prison
Weev is sharing a ten-by-ten cell in solitary with a cell mate.
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The Feds Are Making It Hurt in Every Way Possible For Weev, But for What?
A #weevroadtrip to the Pennsylvania prison where the hacker is being held.
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Dogmageddon: Don't Bet on the Apocalypse
Or you'll end up dead broke, instead of just plain dead.
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The Strongest Dwarf in New Jersey
I beat him up as a toddler.
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The People Versus Flatbush Zombies
It's Flatbush Zombies' turn to wade through comments.
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VICE News: Teenage Riot - São Paulo
The fight for a free pass on public transportation in São Paulo is not only for students anymore.
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Rob Ford, the World's Greatest Mayor, Smokes Crack
What's the big deal? Everyone finds themselves in this position once in a while.
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VICE News: Triple Hate - Trailer
A doc about Nathan Bedford Forrest, the Memphis City Council, the Klan, and the Crips.
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Art Talk: Matt Mignanelli
A chat about his work, life, and strong American work ethic.
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The Mercy Rule: Hearing the Spurs
They're not too boring; you're too young.
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Pigeon Racing Is a Dying Sport in Canada
We hung out with one of Toronto's finest pigeon racers to find out why anyone would want to pigeon race.
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Suck on the Monolith
Ken Baumann's first novel is, in short, fucked.
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VICE News: This Is What Winning Looks Like
A documentary about the ineptitude and corruption of the Afghan security forces.
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A Few Impressions: 'Gatsby'
In the end, Luhrmann made it work, and that’s all that matters.
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Why Don’t Dudes Like My Crotchless Panties?
Crotchless panties make me hornier than a nude Jake Johnson offering me a burrito.
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The Cute Show: Capybara Bathhouse!
We met a herd of capybara who love to take dips in the park's hot springs.
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Austerity's Drug of Choice
Greece's infamous new drug, sisa, is meth mixed with filler ingredients like battery acid.
Thought and Memory
New Fiction by Ed Park 
Malaysian Neo-Nazis
Fighting for a Pure Malay Race 
The Strongest Dwarf in New Jersey
Remembering My Tormentor 
Gay Men and Their Misogyny Problem
It's Not Cute Anymore 
Snooping Around Nicolas Cage's House
So Many Bummers 
Saudi Arabia's Feminist Revolution
It's Not Happening 
