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      Wide World Of Balls

      Wide World of Balls breaks down all the news in sports.

      By Lou Doggs Dec 3, 2012

      Taking a Step Back

      A football player committed a murder-suicide on Saturday, and folks seem to be forgetting about his girl. In less serious but still depressing news, David Stern fined a coach a lot of money and the NHL still isn't happening. Man, this sucks.

      By Lou Doggs Dec 3, 2012
      By Lou Doggs Nov 26, 2012

      Even That Jerky Fireman Has Quit Cheering for the Jets

      The Patriots killed the Jets, a sprinkler system delayed a football game, and Justin Bieber played at halftime during the championship game of the Canadian Football League. Hockey continued to not happen, and there's sad news about the head of the MLBPA a…

      By Lou Doggs Nov 26, 2012
      By Lou Doggs Nov 19, 2012

      Canadian Man Delivers Whupping to Non-Canadian

      Georges St. Pierre won, the Marlins gutted their team again, and there are now 14 teams in the Big Ten. Also, college basketball began while the NHL continues to not begin. Sports? Sports. Again.

      By Lou Doggs Nov 19, 2012
      By Lou Doggs Nov 12, 2012

      The Lakers' Long National Nightmare Is Over

      This week in sports, Michael Vick got concussed, some NASCAR dudes got in a fight, and the Lakers hired Mike D'Antoni. Oh yeah, and the Knicks are good, while the Jets continue to be terrible and a football game ended in a tie, neither of which are things…

      By Lou Doggs Nov 12, 2012
      By Lou Doggs Nov 5, 2012

      The Day the Running Stopped

      This past week in sports saw the New York Marathon appropriately cancelled in the wake of Hurricane Sandy, the NBA regular season kicked off, baseball free agency started and some important college football games.

      By Lou Doggs Nov 5, 2012
      By Lou Doggs Oct 29, 2012

      The Giants Won Everything

      The Giants win baseball, a college kid's leg loses football, and the Steelers' uniforms lose fashion. A bunch of other stuff happened in sports this week (though hockey did not happen) and we break it down here.

      By Lou Doggs Oct 29, 2012
      By Lou Doggs Oct 22, 2012

      It's Not Other Teams That Win, It's the Yankees That Lose

      It's almost Halloween! Do you know athletes dress up in stupid kiddy costumes on Halloween? Yep, they wear these jerseys. You ever seen an adult in them things? Super sad. Anyways, here's every single thing that happened in sports last week.

      By Lou Doggs Oct 22, 2012
      By Lou Doggs Oct 15, 2012

      Reason for the Season

      Hockey is still DOA, baseball postseason is a-rolling, the Nets played inside a casino and it wasn't on TV, Deron Williams allegedly wears a wig, and some NFL guy is a pillhead.

      By Lou Doggs Oct 15, 2012
      By Lou Doggs Oct 8, 2012

      Talkin' Bout Playoffs

      In this week in ball news, the Knicks get even older, baseball playoffs get played, a dude resigns from a lifetime contract, and Drew Brees breaks a record no one cares about.

      By Lou Doggs Oct 8, 2012
      By Walter Peyton Place Oct 1, 2012

      The Less Crappy Referees Are Back

      What happened last week in sports? The fake football referees really blew it, so the real referees returned. Some baseball teams made the playoffs, and a hockey player got real emotional on Twitter.

      By Walter Peyton Place Oct 1, 2012
      By Lou Doggs Sep 24, 2012

      Scabbarhea

      Replacement referees continue lousing everything up, a baseball dude recuses himself from the batting title, no NHL, and Detlef Schrempf likes country music.

      By Lou Doggs Sep 24, 2012
      By Lou Doggs Sep 17, 2012

      Sorry Ma, Forgot to Trash the Replacement Refs

      The NFL's replacement refs are worse than ever, a bunch of hockey players are joining a children's hockey league, Jeremy Lin hates spending money, and the Dodgers re-up their GM.

      By Lou Doggs Sep 17, 2012
      By Lou Doggs Sep 10, 2012

      Thank You NFL for Saving Our Sundays

      Football has started, and football football football. Also, Chipper Jones gets a gift, some Duke basketball guy is in court for having too much awesome jewelry, and there might not be hockey this season.

      By Lou Doggs Sep 10, 2012
      By Lou Doggs Sep 4, 2012

      Saturday Night, No Cover

      The NFL finally gets underway on Wednesday, college football is back in earnest, the Red Sox have had a rough 162 games, no more hockey, and other ball business.

      By Lou Doggs Sep 4, 2012
      By Lou Doggs Aug 27, 2012

      Lance Angeles

      What happened last week in sports? A lot of stuff, but the real question is whether Lance Armstrong still shaves his legs, or if they were smooth to begin with.

      By Lou Doggs Aug 27, 2012
      By Lou Doggs Aug 20, 2012

      Kicking and Screening

      Soccer is back, football is boring, hockey is staring a labor dispute in the eye, and some baseball player who was busted for testosterone made a fake website so everyone would think that the banned substance he took was some sort of supplement he ordered…

      By Lou Doggs Aug 20, 2012
      By Lou Doggs Aug 13, 2012

      Fortune Favors the Bolt

      Women's soccer overtakes the Olympics and almost gets ruined by referee-beef, terrible preseason football ruins Twitter, Stephen Strasburg's innings ruins mid-Atlantic baseball, and more from this past week in sports. Plus, Dwight Howard is traded and ath…

      By Lou Doggs Aug 13, 2012
      By Lou Doggs Jul 23, 2012

      Statue of Limitations

      Joe Paterno's statue was taken down, Jeremy Lin busted out of New York, and some baseball dude has a fake name.

      By Lou Doggs Jul 23, 2012
      By Lou Doggs Jul 2, 2012

      Free Agents of Destruction

      If it involves a ball, puck, or respected state university covering up a horrible pedophile's transgressions, it's in this post.

      By Lou Doggs Jul 2, 2012
      By Lou Doggs Jun 25, 2012

      Dickey on Fire

      R.A. Dickey has the fastest knuckleball in baseball history and will be ruining the lives of hitters until they're eventually replaced with robots.

      By Lou Doggs Jun 25, 2012