COOLEST DAD EVER PUT ON LEAVE BY FAA

By JAMES TENAFLY

As the incident only came to light this week it’s safe to assume that absolutely nothing was broken except protocol. The kid was only repeating his father’s instructions for fuck’s sake! How much could possibly go wrong? Still, the FAA’s throwing a proper witch hunt to make sure everyone’s totally clear about the Administration’s policy on giving little boys the time of their lives.

“Pending the outcome of our investigation, the employees involved in this incident are not controlling air traffic. This behavior is not acceptable and does not demonstrate the kind of professionalism expected from all FAA employees.”

Phew! I’m glad to know this loving father and his mirthful buddy will be fired for this discretion! If there’s one thing this world needs less of, it’s proud fathers who take their kids to work and try to make them feel special.

By JAMES TENAFLY 1 year ago

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