Do

Oh, so you’re a “dog lover,” huh? Would you forsake all others to make a life with your dog? Would you take your dog out for a meal, split a bottle of wine with it, and fall asleep together on the couch? No? Doesn’t sound like love to me.

Don't

Nothing brightens up a midday piss break from a job you hate quite like looking out at the city and thinking, I will never be able to afford to live in any of those places.