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      Only lesbians and nerds are into Lara Croft. If you are a truly healthy heterosexual male you should have a gray, furry boner right now because this piece of perfection makes you feel like an evil wolf. Sorry to sound so rapey. Of course consent is a big part of it, but truth be told this is a lot more appealing to men than some “kick ass” chick that does a backflip and then shoots the head off a rattlesnake.

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