©2014 VICE Media LLC

    The VICE Channels

      Dos & Don'ts

      do
      Oh dear Lord. Look how soft and unspoiled she is. Too bad you’re on your way to a party where the girl you drunkenly cheated on her with last week is definitely going to be. Why do girlfriends only ever look this good when you’re engulfed in a flaming pillar of regret?

      Comments

      More Dos & Don'ts