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      Kids think being a hitman is all luxury suites and assembling ceramic rifle stocks on the roof of the UN, but that's just because movies never show the "paying your dues" phase where you have to reuse the same piano wire and leave enough time between garrotings to get the milk into the fridge so Lois doesn't bite your head off.

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