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      This kind of thing starts with neck kissing, progresses to the reach-around tit grab, then builds up to her getting fingered over her jeans for 20 to 25 minutes to the point where the denim is chafing her vagina, and then her giving me a handjob in my bathroom while the Fugees’ first album was playing. Her hands were so rough but I was into it and... Wait, what were we just talking about again?

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