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      Taking as many drugs as you can fit in your body and putting your dick in as wide a variety of girls as possible may seem like the most pressing use of your energy right now, and it is, but keep in mind that 40 years from now when your dick’s stopped working and your body requires as many drugs as you can fit in it, what you’ll remember most are the capers. Make time for the Muttleys is all we’re getting at.

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