Can we please calm the fuck down about the “browning of America” and focus a bit of attention on the cargoing of America? This asshole’s put cargo pockets on regular, slim-fit jeans and we’re just supposed to be fine with that and go on with our day like nothing’s happened? Where does it end? Are our kids going to be walking around with teeny little pocket-flaps on the sides of their shoes and pouches of dead skin sewn onto their bare arms? Is that what you want to fucking happen?!