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      If two chicks making out in front of a nightclub gives you an erection or a topic of conversation for the rest of the week, you probably don’t have the internet. The only public girl-on-girl action that gets me hard these days involves topless Japanese girls, three to four quarts of milk, and a whole lot of them barfing on each other.

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