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      Well aren’t we a scrumptious little dawber? Aren’t we a dinky little doozer, dancing around the kitchen in our wee black undies? Aren’t we a diddly widdle doodlebee? Aren’t we a cheeky widdle monkeybug, pat-pat patacaking some little patties to put in our wum-wum? God I am hard right now.

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