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      Was Darill not an effective enough warning? Are there still really jerkin’d jerks who think a carefully braided ponytail and heaping bowl of motherlove will sweep the girls off their feet and into their old-fashioned arms? Knowing this guy’s out there makes me feel the same way Christians do about unsaved cannibals on Borneo.

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