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      I think it’s very sad that no one will hang out with you just because you’ve got a haircut that looks like you’re balancing two turds on your head and you drag your disgusting ass crack all over the furniture. It’s not very nice. In fact, I think it’s racist. These people are racist against ugly shit.


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