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      Movie idea: a remake of Reservoir Dogs but slightly more gay. A group of homosexual gangsters named Mr. Mauve, Mr. Taupe, Mr. Fuchsia, and Mr. Periwinkle set up an elaborate plan to rob the sperm bank. I think I smell a blockbuster!… Oh, no. Wait. That’s just ass sweat.


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