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      Is there anything worse than serious people at a party? It's not like people prank NATO meetings, or pull-my-finger Kisinger; so why does anyone think I wanna hear about Senior Fucko And His Terrible Fucking Human Rights Policy when my arsehole has just been designated Final Stop on the Ecky Express?

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