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      The next time you’re walking around the city streets on a sweltering hot summer day and someone destroys your cell phone by spraying you with a fire hydrant, take it in stride. Rip off your clothes, flail your arms like a maniac, and scream, “EVERYBODY! Piss on me!”

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