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      The ONLY way to fly is wearing an orange sweater and shoving a ChapStick tube that may or may not be filled with cocaine up your nose while traveling on a supersonic jet in an attempt to escape the special police who are in hot pursuit and whose only job is to find your drugs so you “HAVE TO DO ALL OF THEM NOW ON THE PLANE RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY!!!”

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