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In those Let’s have a nature adventure! macrobrew ads, they never show the part where Dave gets a minor cut on his foot and spends the rest of the trip trying to parlay it into a sympathy handie. I don’t care if it “wouldn’t really be gay” and “no one would kn...

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Your mother and father had a lot of experiences back in the day. He wanted to be a comic; she had a flawlessly tight bun. He went on the road to do standup; she had a flawlessly tight bun. He wrote for a Dan Harmon pilot; she had a flawlessly tight bun. Now your mother’s formerly flawlessl...