Don't

“The Room does not give you what you ask for, what you think you wish for, but what you truly, most deeply desire. OK, which one of you keeps farting?”

Do

Hey. Hey now. What’s going on here, little buddy? The weather’s nice, the bitches are out in full force, and you’ve got nowhere to be in the morning. Come on, me and Pete are going to go get some pitchers at Mabel’s with our new roommate. I think you’ll like her.