Dos & Don'ts
Do
My daddy didn’t raise me, but I know he love me. I remember one time, when I was little, before he ran away with my auntie. He came to see me. He bought me a big ol’ bear and told me when I felt scared, all I had to do was wrap myself in Teddy’s arms, and he would be hugging me...
Don't
Very few things are only for blacks, but whites need to understand that DREADS are NOT theirs. You don’t look Rasta cool, you white-boy fool. You look like a guy who still lives with his parents because he took some dirty acid in the Phish lot when he was a junior in high school.
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The Fat Farms of Mauritania
Pack on Those Pounds, Ladies 
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Get It Together, People 
