Don't

This is what I imagine the dudes who were on the swim team in high school are up to now. They ran out of sorta homophobic joke-song videos to watch on YouTube, discovered drugs, and invented a nighttime ball sport called Vigilante Wars.

Do

Gender bending ain’t easy. It especially ain’t easy if you live with your stepdad, have never left Dumond, Iowa, and your only clothing-store options are Dressbarn and Champs.