Dos & Don'ts
Do
If your ass is so clean you could run a white glove through your entire digestive tract without picking up a spot and yet somehow you’re still looking for a husband, it’s time to get creative with the advertising. Figure out how to sell to your strengths.
Don't
Nothing like begging for cash in an Elmo sweater to distract from the fact that you’re begging for cash in an Elmo sweater while your best friend nods off, much to the depression of his confused dog.
Noisey
Team Ghost 
Motherboard
The iPhone Interns 
The Creators Project
A Jazz Head's Drum Pad Mastery 
Motherboard
Godspeed, Space Monkeys 
The Creators Project
William Gibson 
Noisey
Veronica Falls Have Real Jobs 
