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Your mother and father had a lot of experiences back in the day. He wanted to be a comic; she had a flawlessly tight bun. He went on the road to do standup; she had a flawlessly tight bun. He wrote for a Dan Harmon pilot; she had a flawlessly tight bun. Now your mother’s formerly flawlessl...

Don't

The thing about wearing high heels is they only give you a few inches of extra height. Why stop there? I want heels so high that motherfuckers wearing sunbonnets in the bar can’t come up and ask me for directions to the thrift store I bought my life from.