Don't

You know what else rules? VHS tapes. And fax machines. And is it just me, or do pinhole cameras actually take much better pictures than those $5,000 digital crapbuckets? BTW, you should go see my dentist, he’s totally analog.

Do

I maintain that there’s no greater emblem of pure, unconditional love than a super-skinny guy with a big fat girl, but Latin America’s got this reverse situation going on all over the place that’s pretty sweet, even when he’s holding on to her like a suitcase full of coke…