I've read all of your lists and picks and graphs for the best/worst/most bloated/most relevant albums of 2012, and have sat back, taking my time to drop this hot load of a selection. Please enjoy what is ACTUALLY the best album of 2012. No. This is it. You're all wrong.
See you in 2013! And by 2013, I mean tomorrow.
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VICE News: Sisa: Cocaine of the Poor
A new drug called sisa is tearing its way through Athens' poor.
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Suck on the Monolith
Ken Baumann's first novel is, in short, fucked.
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Meow Meow Meow
Cat cafes are huge in Japan right now.
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Catching Up with Kai, the Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker
As his skills with hatchet might suggest, Kai has a violent steak.
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Austerity's Drug of Choice
Greece's infamous new drug, sisa, is meth mixed with filler ingredients like battery acid.
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“Fitch the Homeless” Is Backwards-Ass Activism
"Fitch the Homeless" is a great idea, until you think about it.
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VICE Loves Magnum: Peter van Agtmael Won't Deny the Strange Allure of War
Which is why his photos taken in post-9/11 war zones are the best.
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Should Murderers Be Allowed State-Funded Sex Changes?
Michelle Kosilek, a prisoner who wants one, certainly seems to think so.
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VICE News: This Is What Winning Looks Like
A documentary about the ineptitude and corruption of the Afghan security forces.
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VICE News: Triple Hate - Trailer
A doc about Nathan Bedford Forrest, the Memphis City Council, the Klan, and the Crips.
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A New Episode of Our TV Show Is Airing Tonight
Hanging with cigarette-smoking children in Indonesia and addicts kicking smack in Mexico.
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Tubesteak: How to Hone Your Gaydar to Perfection
First and foremost, let me say that butch gay guys are the hottest men on Earth. Period.
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Question of the Day: How Would You Feel if Your Mayor Smoked Crack?
"I would be surprised."
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This Is Life in a 400-PPM World
It's gettin' hot in here, so take off all your clothes.
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This Week in Racism: Former Italian Prime Minister Dressed up Strippers to Look Like Barack Obama
Who would think that's sexy?
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The Mercy Rule: Hearing the Spurs
They're not too boring; you're too young.
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Rob Ford, the World's Greatest Mayor, Smokes Crack
What's the big deal? Everyone finds themselves in this position once in a while.
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Gangsta Boo Reviews Azealia Banks, MIA, Iggy Azalea, Brooke Candy, and More
I sat with her and watched some music videos by some of the hottest lady rappers out today.
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Who’s Getting Rich off the Prison-Industrial Complex?
A rundown of some of America's incarceration investors.
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Dodging Water Cannons and Sound Bombs at Israel's Catastrophe Day
The Israeli police force still isn't warming to Palestinian protesters.
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Photos of the Phenom, Vitor Belfort
See shots of the UFC titan with Royce Gracie, his son, and his fists up.
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Ben Anderson Is Doing a Reddit AMA Today
So you can ask him any questions you want.
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Bob Odenkirk’s Page: VICE Endorses Jipson Talmadge
Jipson Talmadge is VICE's choice for the next mayor of New York City.
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Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: a guy who destroyed his neighborhood versus some guys who arrested a kid for mooning.
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Fashion Week Internationale: Caribbean Fashion Week
Charlet explores the illegal and dangerous skin bleaching scene.
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We Are Not Men: The Loveliest Chauvinist
To say Andrew Dice Clay is some wretched misogynist is an inaccurate, lazy hypothesis.
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Tattoo Age: Mutsuo
The top artist at Osaka's world-famous Three Tides Tattoo.
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Noisey: Guitar Moves - The Stooges' James Williamson
Matt Sweeney heads to Berkeley, CA to meet the Stooges' James Williamson.
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VICE News: This Is What Winning Looks Like
A documentary about the ineptitude and corruption of the Afghan security forces.
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Epicly Later'd: Elissa Steamer
We’re psyched to finally have a female pro skater on the show.
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The Company Helping Movie Studios Sue You for Illegal Downloading Has Been Using Images Without Permission
You had one job, guys!
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Fringes: Cult Kids: Westboro
The children of Westboro are brainwashed into picketing funerals and bashing homosexuals.
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VICE News: Hezbollah's Propaganda War
How Hezbollah has used propaganda to become a force to be reckoned with.
The Wizard of the Saddle Rides Again
The Dark Specter of History in Memphis 
Hung Like a Gastropod
The Rigors of a Snail-Genital Illustrator 
Topless Jihad
Hanging Out with the Ladies of Femen 
This Is What Winning Looks Like
Chaos and Corruption in Afghanistan 
James Franco on 'Gatsby'
Great Book, Good Film 
Suck on the Monolith
ABC Family Hires the Best Writers 
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